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Post by Knuckles the CLown » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:18 am

Why can u get it for free, because you are blind? That's bullshit, If you can get it because of that I want it cause I don't read so good.
the last group complained, quite tellingly They said, "Why don't you have a spoon that just says 'Earth?' It would save time

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Post by Knuckles the CLown » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:19 am

You never get anyhthing for free for being just smart enough to dress yourself, but not smart enough to find gainful employment. There is a nation of us "below" average people that would riot if we were smart enough to get organized.
the last group complained, quite tellingly They said, "Why don't you have a spoon that just says 'Earth?' It would save time

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Post by Knuckles the CLown » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:21 am

Robb you've got to let me delete my own posts, this is the second time today I've double posted!
the last group complained, quite tellingly They said, "Why don't you have a spoon that just says 'Earth?' It would save time

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Post by Lysander » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:23 am

No, i get it for free because I'm a student. It goes down like this: I sucker the school into buying it for them because I have equal protection under the law to be able to look up lesbian porn like all the other (slowly) sexually-maturing AmeriKKKan chillins, swipe the program when the teacher is helping some other dickwadd with his totally extreeeeemmmme surf board "research" and put it on the home computer. E-Z.
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Post by Knuckles the CLown » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:23 am

And nobody would ever suspect you because you are blind. The PERFECT CRIME!!
the last group complained, quite tellingly They said, "Why don't you have a spoon that just says 'Earth?' It would save time

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Post by Knuckles the CLown » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:25 am

Well anybody can steal it. I can't take that risk. I've already used two of my "3" strikes. If I fuck up again, well that's the end of me for a long time.
the last group complained, quite tellingly They said, "Why don't you have a spoon that just says 'Earth?' It would save time

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Post by Lysander » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:27 am

Actually, I just put it back the next day. Shit, *I* certainly don't need it, and al it would do is incriminate me. Nobody the wiser. 'Course, I had to tell my dad itwas all perfectly legal and above board, and I later found out that it in fact *was * perfectly legal and above board so my elaborate and cunning plan (TM; (C) 1989 Blackadder and Co) was a complete waste of my time and resources, but it was all worth it for the two minutes I spent feeling like Ethan Hunt.
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Post by Lysander » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:28 am

...I should start a new thread on this if I'm going to go off on it, but not just anyone *can* steal it because their copy protection scheme is *insanely* paranoid.
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Post by Knuckles the CLown » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:29 am

Well if you pirate it that's not stealing. They can't expect someone in Alaska to be able to afford anything for $1200.
the last group complained, quite tellingly They said, "Why don't you have a spoon that just says 'Earth?' It would save time

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Post by Lysander » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:31 am

See, what they do is they put the authorization data on a 3.5-inch diskette that is separate from the product; without it a demo CD and the actual product CD are nigh-indestinguishable. Then they make it so that you can only use the disk five times, store the files in a specific place so that you can't copy it over, make them system files so it's hard to access them, and then treat the disks so that the files are locked in "bad" sectors so not only can oyu not access them but if oyu run scandisk on the thing you just fucked up your disk for good. Oh, and every two major upgrades they make you pay an extra hundred dollars to keep using the new versions.
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Post by Knuckles the CLown » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:33 am

You were right. Start a new thread. You just bored me to death, I'm going to bed now.
the last group complained, quite tellingly They said, "Why don't you have a spoon that just says 'Earth?' It would save time

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Post by Lysander » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:33 am

Yeah, except that it actually is legal to have the product installed in multiple locations as long as they aren't used at the same time.
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Post by nessman » Wed Jan 05, 2005 10:03 am

Knuckles the CLown wrote:When you go get your license you take a road course. You should then be allowed to drink and take the road course until you cannot pass it. A breathalyzer should then be administered. Whatever level you first fail at should be put on your license as to what you could leagally drive at. I am positive I could effectively operate a motor vehicle at at least a .16 .
I need to hang out here more often. The Knuckle's variant over on Groucho isn't as funny.
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Post by nessman » Wed Jan 05, 2005 10:04 am

Lysander wrote:I hate to cut into your pathos here KnUCklEs, but 120000 people doesn't make much of a dent in about 6 and a third billion of them.
You gotta start somewhere.
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Post by nessman » Wed Jan 05, 2005 10:05 am

Knuckles the CLown wrote:You see I'm talking about this bold prediction of 60 billion people being around in 40 years. YOu can't exactly have a natural disater that wipes out 56 billion people yet. There aren't THAT MANY here! But if nature destorys 120,000 now, well that's a lot of sexual organs destroyed. I think cause and effect plays a role here too!
Well, if the next natural disaster wipes out all of the nursing homes in the US - then your theory goes to bunk.
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Post by Knuckles the CLown » Wed Jan 05, 2005 5:20 pm

nessman wrote:
Knuckles the CLown wrote:When you go get your license you take a road course. You should then be allowed to drink and take the road course until you cannot pass it. A breathalyzer should then be administered. Whatever level you first fail at should be put on your license as to what you could leagally drive at. I am positive I could effectively operate a motor vehicle at at least a .16 .
I need to hang out here more often. The Knuckle's variant over on Groucho isn't as funny.
I don't condone whatever fag operation is going on over there. That board is a bunch of fat white guys talking about mowing their lawns and being sourpusses.
the last group complained, quite tellingly They said, "Why don't you have a spoon that just says 'Earth?' It would save time

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Post by Bugs » Thu Jan 06, 2005 12:19 am

Wait, someone here is blind?

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Post by Mother Nature » Sun Apr 24, 2005 11:06 pm

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/asiapcf/0 ... index.html

I had nothing to do with this, and if I did, MILLIONS OF THOSE SLANT EYED JAPS WOULD BE DEAD!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

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Post by Lysander » Mon Apr 25, 2005 9:44 am

...Holy shit, best of.
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Post by Knuckles the CLown » Thu Oct 27, 2005 9:00 pm

In the intrest of Robbb bringing up shitty old topics, I think this one has become ultra-relavant,?Yes, no?
the last group complained, quite tellingly They said, "Why don't you have a spoon that just says 'Earth?' It would save time

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