Because the dude is still here, goddammit.pinback wrote:Explain to me how a girl can come on here, tell an absolutely kischke-twisting story about her ex-whatever who fucking CREATED A NEW PERSON with her, then immediately started humping everything humanoid and systematically destroying her life, and then I dare to question his honorability, and suddenly I am picking up boards like Rodman?
Look, this isn't the Straight Dope Message Board, OK? Every thread isn't some one sided affair where the spurned, poor, helpless girl who starts a thread immediately gets dozens of fanboys hoping to get a piece telling her how great she is, how terrible that guy is, how any male with an ounce of brain in his head would find her to be a unique and special snowflake. The fact that you are playing that role makes me angry to the point where I am shaking my fist at you like a septuagenarian with Alzheimer's and arthritis trying to jerk off to scrambled porn.
I couldn't begin to imagine how much it would suck if one of the girls that I've broken up with over the years started hurling intimate feces onto some website that I hung out at. Jack's shown more restraint and dignity in all of this than any single one of us would be able to.
(Well, except for Brandtson, I guess.)
Anyway, at least I won't need to explain the "no personal shit" rule the next time it comes up. This thread pretty much takes care of it.