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Post by pinback » Fri Jun 27, 2003 3:17 pm

Okay, the reason this thread (excluding this post) is not in the "Best of JC" is because why, exactly?

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Post by Mjr. Asshole » Fri Jun 27, 2003 6:49 pm

O! The list that grows.
One checked off two more written.
He will take steps though.

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Post by pinback » Sat Jun 28, 2003 1:11 pm

Almost 8 PM.
Quite unusual for me:
Guaranteed poontang!

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Post by bruce » Sat Jun 28, 2003 2:54 pm

pinback wrote:Almost 8 PM.
Quite unusual for me:
Guaranteed poontang!
Guaranteed poontang?
If it isn't any good,
get your money back?

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Post by pinback » Sat Jun 28, 2003 3:30 pm

What's that old saying?
Sex is kinda like pizza,
The worst still ain't bad.

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Post by bruce » Sat Jun 28, 2003 4:03 pm

pinback wrote:What's that old saying?
Sex is kinda like pizza,
The worst still ain't bad.
Come to St. Louis.
The "St. Louis Style" pizza
Will soon change your views.

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Post by pinback » Sat Jun 28, 2003 4:12 pm

Three more hours to go!
I ain't seen this much build-up
Since the Super Bowl.

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sat Jun 28, 2003 7:15 pm

And for what it's worth
Ben's just like the Super Bowl:
Over by half-tme
the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!

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Post by pinback » Sat Jun 28, 2003 11:45 pm

That's what you think, dick.
Even on her period,
I did that bitch right!

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sun Jun 29, 2003 12:03 am

pinback wrote:That's what you think, dick.
Even on her period,
I did that bitch right!
Aaaaaagh! Jesus Christ, man!
I didn't want to know that.
EYES. GOGGLES. NOTHING.
the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!

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Post by pinback » Sun Jun 29, 2003 1:56 pm

Alright, she just left.
Now what the fuck should I do?
Just sit here, I guess.

A fantasyland.
For twenty really nice hours.
Now, life sucks again.

By the way, people:
I watched Magnolia again?
Greatest film ever.

Well, that's that I guess.
Nothing much else to do but
Clean up all the blood.

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Post by bruce » Sun Jun 29, 2003 8:52 pm

Details, man, details!
Was she really a screamer?
Fluids on the walls?

Was that you just now?
Man with sword in Albertson's?
Three dead in Irvine.

And the real question
That's burning in all of us:
Does she do anal?

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Post by pinback » Sun Jun 29, 2003 9:07 pm

bruce wrote:Details, man, details!
Was she really a screamer?
Fluids on the walls?
Do gentlemen tell?
I thought the answer was "no".
You fucking pervert.

But, that being said,
She did something quite special.
ChainGangGuy, tell 'em.

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Post by gsdgsd » Sun Jun 29, 2003 9:17 pm

pinback wrote:ChainGangGuy, tell 'em.
ChainGangGuy was there?
This gets stranger by the day.
But, again: anal?

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Post by bruce » Sun Jun 29, 2003 9:17 pm

pinback wrote: But, that being said,
She did something quite special.
ChainGangGuy, tell 'em.
Was that "I want you
To cum all over my face?"
Or was it her tits?

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Post by pinback » Sun Jun 29, 2003 9:26 pm

This is disgusting.
You people should be ashamed.
Inexcusable.

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Post by bruce » Mon Jun 30, 2003 8:41 am

pinback wrote:This is disgusting.
You people should be ashamed.
Inexcusable.
Or maybe it's "I
want you to cum in my mouth."
Yeah, I think that's it.

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Post by pinback » Mon Jun 30, 2003 8:51 am

That is SO gross, Bruce.
Can we keep it clean in here?
(But that's about right.)

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Post by bruce » Mon Jun 30, 2003 9:07 am

pinback wrote:That is SO gross, Bruce.
Can we keep it clean in here?
(But that's about right.)
Keep it clean in here?
But this thread is "Poon Haiku."
And, heh, I knew it.

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Post by bruce » Mon Jun 30, 2003 9:08 am

And you haven't said.
We're waiting for an answer.
Does she do anal?

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