I'm Making a Suit of Human Skin for my Father-In-Law

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

My father in law has access to skin other than his own, but when his grandson / my nephew manages to escape the well, my FIL does not have an additional suit of skin handy. (My eldest nephew has his old molts in his bedroom, but I can understand not wanting to go up there to slither in.)

I was able to download likely geotags of nearby looseskins due to the third party tracking site I pay - I'll FTP those down to my computer tonight and then take a look at what's out there in just my underwear.

The teeth should be coming tomorrow. I was able to get most of the teeth for the suit from a friend who had quintuplets a couple of years ago.

[RealNC]

wat

[Jizaboz]

Cyberpunk 2077 combat music kicks in..

[AArdvark]

This makes sense now

[Tdarcos]

My father in law has access to skin other than his own, but when his grandson / my nephew manages to escape the well, my FIL does not have an additional suit of skin handy.

If you happen to capture a wild one for its pelt, just remember to have a fire hose handy that you can threaten it with in case it won't use the moisturizer you throw it. Just keep telling it...