The most undramatic Ben birthday thread EVER!

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The most undramatic Ben birthday thread EVER!

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Happy birthday, Ben! I know nothing we do this year is likely to top last year's epic birthday thread, but this is still a major board holiday. Best wishes and safe travels, my man!

Should Finsternis be allowed back on the board just for Ben's birthday each year? I'm definitely not recommending or endorsing this viewpoint, but there certainly is an argument that could be made in its favor.

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No. Can we get Odyssea76 to post topless pix? That would be uh epic thread

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Just seeing the words "Finsternis" and "topless" used this close together makes me extremely uncomfortable.

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This is still much more sedate than last year.
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AArdvark wrote: Fri Jun 11, 2021 1:53 pm No. Can we get Odyssea76 to post topless pix? That would be uh epic thread
Doh, Vark is trying to run off our first female user since <S>ben</s> Vitriola.

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I'm definitely going to hype this up more next year.

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Have as happy a birthday as possible!

(Birthdays get less and less happy with age. Ben is like 70 now, right?)

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RealNC wrote: Sat Jun 12, 2021 2:12 pm Have as happy a birthday as possible!

(Birthdays get less and less happy with age. Ben is like 70 now, right?)
Birthdays became no fun and a chore when they started costing me money. Sorry, a grown woman who doesn't work has a birthday everyday.

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Thank you for the kind words, which I'm sure there were some of up there somewhere.
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Casual Observer wrote: Sat Jun 12, 2021 12:07 am
AArdvark wrote: Fri Jun 11, 2021 1:53 pm No. Can we get Odyssea76 to post topless pix? That would be uh epic thread
Doh, Vark is trying to run off our first female user since <S>ben</s> Vitriola.
Well I dunno who Finsternis is but maybe I'd want to see them topless! As for me, I would do it, but the thing is for privacy reasons I absolutely never take sexy photos where one can see my sexy bits AND my face at the same time, so anything would have to be cropped/headless and at that point whats the difference between my tits and any of the billion other pictures of nice tits you can see for free on the net? When I take sexy pics for people I know it doesn't matter because they know me and what I look like and what my body looks like so headless pics are still hot and they can get off looking at them but in this case they would just be anonymous tits and you can see those anywhere anytime. And anyways I mean, which of you is gonna post a dick pic with your actual real dick and face LOL??

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AArdvark wrote: Fri Jun 11, 2021 1:53 pm No. Can we get Odyssea76 to post topless pix? That would be uh epic thread

Keep buggin' Odyssea76, we'll see where you end up when the time comes.

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Yeah, that didn't last long.
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Yes. She stopped coming here when you troglodytes demanded nudes. Thanks, fellas.
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I think it was just Vark who ran 'er off.

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Exactly. So thanks, Vark, for saving us from the first potential new user in years. You sir, are a big man.


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He wasn't going to stick around here anyway. Too hard to keep up the pretense

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AArdvark wrote: Wed Jun 23, 2021 5:36 pm He wasn't going to stick around here anyway. Too hard to keep up the pretense
He? Pretense?

Y'all need to realize that casual forum chat is pretty low on my list of life priorities, and you guys do generate quite a lot of messages. I don't know how you all have the time but I often don't. Sometimes many days go by until I feel like taking the time.

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Casual Observer wrote: Wed Jun 23, 2021 5:14 pm I think it was just Vark who ran 'er off.
I don't care if people ask to see my tits. I like seeing my tits too. And others. Sometimes I even oblige them. But only in person. ;-) As I said I doubt you guys would post your dick pics here.

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See? She does care!

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Happy Birthday Ben!

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