My cat fetches on a primitive level.

And how many Chinese restaurants do you have in the immediate area?



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ICJ: May I suggest more pets
Ben: You may.
ICJ: I would like you to get another cat, a boy cat.
Ben: I also would like that, to replace Goner.
ICJ: Miles!
Ben: That's his new name, I just decided. GONER.
Ben: And the thing is, it's pronounced: GOAN - ER.


ICJ: No wonder he fucking left, you couldn't call him anything to look for him!

Here is you, out in the neighborhood at nine o'clock: "...! Come on buddy! ...! Please come home, ...!"

It's just weird because you seemed to not really change your routine when Goner left. I would have thought you would have been out looking for him, checking the streets

Ben: My cat's gone! I will now become an impressionist painter! Huh?
ICJ: You just didn't seem to be on gchat less
Ben: I had a plane ticket to Myrtle Beach two days later. If a cat is gone more than a day or two in that neighborhood, buy your little "Our Dearest Companion" plaque to hang on the wall and call it a day.

ICJ: Where the fuck do you live? Was O.J. loose?
Ben: My opinion is, if the cat doesn't want to stay at my place, that's his decision.
Ben: I'm not a CAT WARDEN.
ICJ: hahah