Hey, I told Mel I'd drive him home but he took one look at my Saturn and pissed on the tires, laughing hysterically.

In this segment, we will be speaking to Jew Moneylender.

JIM: In the last quarter, you made 1.5 million on a flick starring Rob Schneider, and charged Shiloh Brangelangelinana's female circumcision $200,000 GRRR to her college fund. How awesome was that?

JEW: That was pretty awesome, Jim.

JIM: Let's talk about Temple. We all know how much Temple dynamics have an effect on current market trends, and with your new General Priest, you've seen much more support with conflicted inner-city gangs and homeless shopaholics. How much do you really appreciate That Guy?

JEW: We have a woman Priest.

JIM: And how much does she totally get behind you in every foreclosure?

JEW: Uh, lots, Jim. Can I talk about my bread recipe?

JIM: How much are you in love with that recipe?

JEW: Lots, Jim.




"GREAT INTERVIEW!!!!! You really brought it home how much just a regular guy can also be a bloodthirsty gouger. WAR ANWR!"

"AWESOME! It's refreshing to hear how much steroid-laced Jews are still able to get into the grills of weakling Gentiles in the market. HEY! KYLE IN TUSCALOOSA! That was me that didn't stop when your wagon train had a flat."

Van Smack,

Can I have the number of that Celebrity Drunk Bus again?

Best regards,

The Pacific Coast Highway (*)







(*) on which I have also driven while intoxicated!

Hey, what did I do to you?

ROME-

I don't know why everyone is so scared of the Jews.

Signed, Guy Who Traded 2 Dimes for 3 Nickels

Dear Jim,

I hate a lot of Jews, because I work with a lot of Jews.

Signed, Mel G.

War giving Florida to the Cubans because a lot of old Jews live there.

"Dear Jim,

I think Mel was completely correct.

Signed,

Louis Farrakhan, Adolph Hitler and the Book of Exodus."

(crumples paper)

"No clones, I don't believe that the BOOK OF EXODUS knows how to operate a fax machine."

"..."

"..."

"... I am now receiving e-mails from the second chapter of the bible. Who knew that it was at the same Kinko's as Louis Farrakhan... and HITLER."

(crumples paper)

"... And I appreciate that they decided to fax this show. 'Well, Adolph, we're here. What shall we do today? Fax Romey's show?' 'Javold!' 'Hmmm, if only we could get a description of the departure of the Hebrew Slaves from Egypt in on it. Now THERE would be a fax, Mein Fuhrer!'"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"I don't find that funny. Goooood going, clones."

"..."


"Dear Jim,

Why was Bill Stein only allowed to pinch hit? Because he was Jewish.

Yours,

The White People that Own Major League Baseball"

(CRUMPLES PAPER)

Romie,

GIVE ME BACK MY SUDS

Yours,

Mel Gibson

I have never knowingly used tequila.

Signed, Mel Gibson