Hey, if you guys get the chance and want to read an insane amount of content on the week one NFL season, read this:

http://www.joltcountry.com/caltrops/nfl_week01_01.html

I didn't write that: a guy named Bill Dungsroman who is funny as all hell did for Caltrops. I am going to put it up on Caltrops tomorrow afternoon, but if you can, take a look and let me know if I fucked up anywhere in formatting it. (If there are any proofreading errors, let me know that as well.)