Yes. That's great. Good accent you've got going there. Kinda like Mickey Mouse meets the Beach Boys.

Hey, y'know what's cool? Tea.

WHOOO HOOOOOO!!!

SPORTS~!!!

Aww, crap. That was this week? I assumed it was happening next week; I was going to call you in Ruth's.

But, hey, we can pretend that we're having a phone conversation now!

So, what's... it... like... Being... American?

[quote="James Bond"]Hey, fuck you guys. I'm Simon Cowell. I don't *need* a lousy N/T. :-)
We should start rating the different base monitors. That would be sweet.[/quote]
Base Monitor Cowell - 0

Hey, fuck you guys. I'm Simon Cowell. I don't *need* a lousy N/T. :-)
We should start rating the different base monitors. That would be sweet.

I didn't preview mah response b4 submittin' dat post, damn. Now I went an' fucked down da whole quote an' shit. I guess I need mo' practice.

[quote="Base Monitor Cowell"]Coo', now listen down, punks. I is da base monita' 4 da moment. Mmkay? Mmkay.
Word to yo' mama. Yo' ass gots some bug-up-da-ass, tough. An' I gotta say, dis Saturday wuz one o' da damn worst Saturdays in da history o' da damn internet.
Ya' know? Whut? Whut! I duzn't care about whut u r cryin' an' complainin' about! Amen! Yo' ass wuz in Vegas (down low, an' I should state dat whut goes down in Vegas stays in Vegas.), yo' kids wuz shits, yo' dog chewed yo' Dubba-B-fuckin'-S post--cry me some fuckin' riva', asshats. Hey, dis aint dat mamby-pamby crap u fixin' 2 git from dose-dair otha' judges, dis be da damn troof! Therefo', I have absolute-like no qualms whatsoeva' about slappin' dis
Dubba-B-fuckin'-S wit' da damn "Worst Saturday eva'" award. Thank yo' ass, an' badass riddence.

Y be everybody cryin'? I duzn't dig it! Sucka's be supposed t' be happy on dis show![/quote]

Hey Base Monita' Cowell, snatch yo' shit somewhere else. Saturday wuz one o' da damn best days o' da damn yaih' 4 me. Played some kinda' sports, gots me some acshun from da ho an' made some kinda' braid. Slap me some skin. Caint ax' 4 anythin' mo' dan dat.

I never have done the base monitor thing. I always thought it was pretty lame.

I blame Worm for not putting the "n/t" at the bottom of the Base Monitor post. But then again, I would suspect that Bond was responsible for that chunk of bite-size content, so perhaps proper blame can be "spread around" a little bit.

Regardless, I'm BACK.

I blame no one but worm for this. He was supposed to be in charge, right?

Alright, now listen up, punks. I'm the base monitor for the moment. Mmkay? Mmkay. You got a problem, tough. And I gotta say, this Saturday was one of the worst Saturdays in the history of the internet. What? What! I don't care about what you're crying and complaining about! You were in Vegas, your kids were shits, your dog ate your BBS post--cry me a fuckin' river, asshats. Hey, this isn't that mamby-pamby crap you'll get from those other judges, this is the truth! Therefore, I have absolutely no qualms whatsoever about slapping this BBS with the "Worst Saturday ever" award. Thank you, and good riddence.

Why is everybody crying? I don't understand it! People are supposed to be happy on this show!