25 years ago, I wrote this: https://pinback.net/moltobenny/perimeter/per041597.html

Yes, golf is stupid, and yes, turns out Tiger was a major-league asshole, but he made the cut at the Masters this year, one year away from almost dying and being in a bed for three months trying to figure out how to walk again, and I never thought that this was even remotely in the realm of possibility.

He has made it as hard as he possibly could to continue to root for him, but goddammit, I can't help it.

Nice job, Eldrick.