Pinback's SUPER SEXXAY Vegas Adventure: Prologue!

by **ChainGangGuy** » Fri Jun 20, 2003 10:05 pm

Do any of these chicks happen to be the one you took flying awhile back?

by **Jack Straw** » Fri Jun 20, 2003 4:11 pm

by **pinback** » Fri Jun 20, 2003 2:40 pm

Well. Time to get going, I guess.

Man, this SUCKS. 24 hours ago, things were looking SO good. SO promising.

Now it's all turned to fucking bullshit.

I'm getting ready to go to fucking Vegas, with a bunch of chicks, and now I'm not even looking fucking forward to it.

Buncha bullshit, man.

Have a great weekend, folks.

by **ben's cat frodo** » Thu Jun 19, 2003 8:10 pm

ben please do not ban me

i love you ben

even though i pooped outside the pan ben i am sorry about that

love and no banning,
ben's cat frodo

by **pinback** » Thu Jun 19, 2003 7:14 pm

Jack Straw? Banned!

by **Jack Straw** » Thu Jun 19, 2003 6:55 pm

what happened to the love ben

by **pinback** » Thu Jun 19, 2003 6:49 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey is now banned from this base! Have a great Friday, folks!

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Jun 19, 2003 6:47 pm

Look, I'd appreciate it if you would consult with me before banning our members.

Glenn -- sorry -- "glenn" thought it was of critical importance to inform everyone present that he was raised on radio. Why must you be such a hata, Pinner? I'm sure he had a great reason for stating that.

Now we'll never know what that reason was.

by **pinback** » Thu Jun 19, 2003 5:04 pm

glenn is now banned from this base! Enjoy your supper, everyone!

by **glenn** » Thu Jun 19, 2003 4:18 pm

i was raised on radio

by **Reverend Wallace Codpiece** » Thu Jun 19, 2003 4:06 pm

Your money and dignity, most certianly (although I'm not sure in which order)

by **pinback** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 3:12 pm

Just watch what I make disappear, that oughta answer your question.

by **Freddie** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 3:06 pm

pinback, how would you define the "magic" of being in a Pinback Sandwich?

by **pinback** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 2:59 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Which girl from the party was this? Some of us have archived those pictures to a hard disk, and we'll be better able to "visualize" the scene if you tell us just who you're going to cock-flatten this weekend.

Neither of the ones you're all rooting for, I'm sorry to have to report. However, the two I DID end up with are the two most likely to happily engage in a PINBACK SANDWICH. So, you take the good, you take the bad, you take them both, and there you have: Syphillus.

Good luck, buddy. Don't let us down.

I'm sure I will.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 2:54 pm

pinback wrote:":) :P :P LOL U CAN HAVE A BED ALL YOUR OWN UNLESS U WANT TO SHARE :P :P :) :)"

Jesus Christ! You're sitting there, wallowing in the filth and tar of another black, depressing day brought to you by the letters "J," "C," "B" -- twice! -- and "S" and then all of a sudden you get told that you'll be pretty much hooking up with a mindless child illiterate.

Which girl from the party was this? Some of us have archived those pictures to a hard disk, and we'll be better able to "visualize" the scene if you tell us just who you're going to cock-flatten this weekend.

Good luck, buddy. Don't let us down.

by **pinback** » Wed Jun 18, 2003 2:45 pm

So, dig THIS, fellow clockwatchers and other parasites of decent civilization:

[The following section has been embellished for the sake of brevity.]

There I was, sitting at my desk, hitting Refresh on JC BBS every 20 seconds, when I get an AIM from one of the ladies from the famed Halloween party. "HI :) :) LOL R U COMING 2 VEGAS WIF US??"

Vegas? What's all this about Vegas now? Ohhh, right. I remember now, they were all getting a group together to head out there, weren't they. Gosh, I nearly forgot all about it! I said, "Oh, err, well, I mean, that sounds like fun, but it's on a little short notice, so I'm not sure I can find a hotel room."

[THIS section, however, has not been embellished in any way, except for the goofy AIM talk, and even that's still frighteningly accurate.]

Then I get this wholly unexpected reply: "LOL :) U CAN STAY WIF ME AND [OTHER CHICK'S NAME]!!! LOL TEEHEE".

Errr. Okay, well, watch me play this cool: "Hey, I appreciate that. I'll just bring along an extra pillow and blanket so I can use the couch or floor or something."

":) :P :P LOL U CAN HAVE A BED ALL YOUR OWN UNLESS U WANT TO SHARE :P :P :) :)"

Ohhhhkay then! So, if anyone needs me this weekend, I'll be in Vegas. Thanks!

Pinback's SUPER SEXXAY Vegas Adventure: Prologue!

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