The Blue Jays / Rangers brawl

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri May 20, 2016 10:23 pm

I believe Mr. Cecil might be going for "ironic." I dunno. He does get batters out, so something must be working!

by **AArdvark** » Fri May 20, 2016 8:19 am

Is this a hangover from that Major League movie? Do pitchers think that's a cool look?

THE
ERA DORK
AARDVARK

by **Flack** » Fri May 20, 2016 6:33 am

I don't know who that guy is, but I'm guessing all the "big hitters" (pardon the pun) can afford Lasik.

by **ICJ** » Thu May 19, 2016 5:00 pm

I bought the cheapest glasses I could find, for $60, no insurance, just to get me by. I will now post a screenshot with my impression of what they look like:

by **ICJ** » Wed May 18, 2016 1:07 pm

Man, that didn't take them long. Youtube is a MESS.

/airhorn

by **Flack** » Wed May 18, 2016 12:57 pm

I have a better quality version on my HD (I think YouTube compressed it or something). Also I already got an email from YouTube that said your video contains copyrighted material and that I don't need to delete it but they have the right to put ads on top of it.

by **ICJ** » Wed May 18, 2016 12:50 pm

I am going to make sure I download this so that MLB doesn't try to make a claim to take it down, or Elvis Andrus (whom you know as The Guy That Doesn't Catch Anything).

by **Flack** » Wed May 18, 2016 12:46 pm

I feel like we all learned a little more about baseball today, Jonsey.

by **ICJ** » Wed May 18, 2016 12:42 pm

"And for the Rangers, Osuna this is over the better."

Jesus Christ, dying over here, ahahahahaah

by **ICJ** » Wed May 18, 2016 12:30 pm

Having listened to thousands of baseball games, I can say without hesitation or reservation that this is the greatest, funniest commentary of a game I have ever heard. I will be posting this everywhere so the rest of the world can enjoy it when I get home.

FLACK WINS!!!!!

by **Flack** » Wed May 18, 2016 11:46 am

Here you go:

[youtube][/youtube]

I think the audio track is off by half a second but this is my real time reaction to the video.

by **ICJ** » Wed May 18, 2016 9:49 am

Whatever is easiest. Is audio easier? I think audio is easier but you are also a perfectionist. I defer to the maestro here.

by **Flack** » Wed May 18, 2016 8:27 am

ICJ wrote:
Flack wrote:OK. This is a link to the inning last year. It's a 60 minute video, but everything you need to see is in the first 40 minutes.

[youtube][/youtube]

A lot of it is pauses in play because of the sheer amount of crazy shit going on. I have never, ever seen anything like it in all my years watching baseball.
Would you like an audio commentary or a text-based one?

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue May 17, 2016 9:07 pm

No, I say that he is 5% blameful.

So if 11% is one game and I think he is 5% the problem, then he needs to be suspended to where he can come back right before the second out takes place in the 4th inning.

Unfortunately, this means we need some precogs.

(Though with the way the Blue Jays have been playing lately, none of this really matters.)

by **pinback** » Tue May 17, 2016 7:15 pm

So you're stance is that he's blameless.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue May 17, 2016 6:03 pm

Yes, but it's still bullshit because he didn't do anything wrong.

by **pinback** » Tue May 17, 2016 1:59 pm

So now we have an answer. Jose Bautista was 11% to blame.

We good? Good.

by **ICJ** » Tue May 17, 2016 1:58 pm

Flack wrote:
ICJ wrote:I am willing to trade a synopsis-off, where I watch the next Thunder game, and Flack watches "that inning" from the Blue Jays/Rangers game last year.

I think that would be the greatest thing ever.
If you can provide me a link, I would be up for this.

I think game 2 is Wednesday night, but I'll double check on that for ya.

OK. This is a link to the inning last year. It's a 60 minute video, but everything you need to see is in the first 40 minutes.

[youtube][/youtube]

A lot of it is pauses in play because of the sheer amount of crazy shit going on. I have never, ever seen anything like it in all my years watching baseball.

Looks like tommorrow night for Thunder / Warriors game 2! I'll make a new thread for it.

by **ICJ** » Tue May 17, 2016 1:54 pm

pinback wrote:Waiting until the last at-bat is bush league. I admit it.

I also admit Bautista is not "blameless", since 100% of all this nonsense started with his punk-ass showboating.

The league agreed with you. Jose got one game, Odor got 8 and a few other guys got punishments, too.

by **Flack** » Tue May 17, 2016 11:35 am

ICJ wrote:I am willing to trade a synopsis-off, where I watch the next Thunder game, and Flack watches "that inning" from the Blue Jays/Rangers game last year.

I think that would be the greatest thing ever.

If you can provide me a link, I would be up for this.

I think game 2 is Wednesday night, but I'll double check on that for ya.

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