The Jolt Country Advice Thread!

by **Worm2** » Thu Feb 27, 2003 7:26 pm

I thought Ben was on a trip or something. Oh, the play control on battle raper is freaking terrible.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Feb 27, 2003 1:01 pm

Yeah, Ben sure had an acid wit when he was "on," didn't he? It's really too bad that for a day there I banned both his name and every handle that he has ever used. I kinda feel bad about that now, actually.

by **Bootie Brownies** » Thu Feb 27, 2003 12:34 pm

by **Ben** » Mon Oct 28, 2002 3:04 am

Dear Bootie,

You are the worst gimmick poster in the history of gimmickry. We all hate you. I'd go on and on about how totally worthless you are, but you're not worth it.

by **Bootie Brownies** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 1:04 am

There perfectly fine to eat. SOOOO, enjoy those beans!

by **Freak Thang** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 5:23 pm

My company just got an espresso machine. Is it okay to eat the espresso beans raw? I really need to know if it's allright or not. I've been doing so for a week now.

-FT

by **Ben** » Sun Jul 14, 2002 12:35 pm

Get the Mucho Macho edition for an extra $10! All the fun of the original, and the highly-acclaimed expansion pack!

Of all the games which I've bought and played once and never touched again, Tropico is definitely my favorite. I liked it so much that I even bought the expansion pack when it came out.

Total number of times I played the expansion pack: 1

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Jul 14, 2002 1:38 am

Tropico is $20 at EB and I could probably get it for less than that on Ebay.

Should I bother?

by **FORUM TOUGH GUY** » Fri Jul 05, 2002 9:32 pm

Yeah, you're getting it up the ass.

But then, what else is new?

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Jul 03, 2002 12:29 pm

Dear JC Advice Crew,

I used to get a couple bucks of interest added to my savings account every month. Over the last couple of months, though, I have received $.80 after carrying a balance of exactly $2000 for the entire month. Is my bank screwing me? Or did interest rates take a complete fawking nosedive and nobody bothered to tell me?

by **loafergirl** » Sat Jun 29, 2002 2:24 am

You'd have to see the whole thing to truly appreciate it. Very good movie.

-LG

by **Lex** » Sat Jun 29, 2002 1:16 am

Caught the last 45 minutes or so of that film, always wanted to read the book.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Jun 27, 2002 10:43 am

Did you ever see High Fidelity? I get the feeling that that girl will be like the "Charlie" (Charlie is a girl in this case) character played by Catherine Zeta-Jones when she (Kate) goes to college.

Hopefully in her case she won't ultimately marry a 600 year old man, though.

by **Lex** » Wed Jun 26, 2002 12:42 pm

It took me three years to get over her, and now you're going to have me see her every time I read something from a bug? Three years is a long time when you're a teenager.
Besides, she's Kate. No mortal man can have her. Except for that FILTHY BASTARD APOX WHO SHOULD DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Jun 26, 2002 11:34 am

I think this is one of the most-viewed threads on the BBS. The populace loves you, Lex! You have that special kind of charisma that people like to make part of their daily routine.

Also, if I end up fixing the avatars for the BBS, I think I am going to set them all to the girl to the left of the one with the ultratone pink hair. I think that would be a decision enjoyed by men and women alike.

by **Lex** » Wed Jun 26, 2002 10:33 am

I'm the manic, wild-eyed one on the bottom right. Here's a catalogue I built a while ago:

As is known on Groucho, I've got a stack of 16 pictures of chicks flashing from my last day of school handy. I don't, however, have a working scanner. Currently all I have is:

taken just after the dance shown above, in the hotel room doncherknow.

by **I jerk it to Scots** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 8:49 pm

And now it's June 25th. I suspect that LEX is a gimmick account!!! That he has never so much as spoke to a girl in his life much less photographed one!!

by **nessman** » Thu Jun 13, 2002 11:48 am

Lex wrote:Speaking of which, I do have a bunch more pics from my last day at school - urrm, I'll have to find a scanner though, so hold on 'til Friday.

OK - it's now um... Thursday June 13th. So far nothing.

Liar.

by **Lex** » Wed Jun 05, 2002 2:17 am

Speaking of which, I do have a bunch more pics from my last day at school - urrm, I'll have to find a scanner though, so hold on 'til Friday.

by **loafergirl** » Tue Jun 04, 2002 9:44 pm

Lex wrote: P.S., pics of Yenna & the young lady will appear soon, I have to find who's camera was used.

Like we haven't heard that before....

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