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by lethargic » Thu Nov 07, 2013 3:31 pm

Eminem is so edgy and rebellious. Oooh..he hates the Kardashians now!!!

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Thu Nov 07, 2013 2:52 pm

Me?? Why does that lunatic hate me? What the fuq did I d-do?

by Flack » Thu Nov 07, 2013 2:47 pm

Eminem - The Marshall Mathers LP 2

Track one is about how Eminem's life is messed up because his mother was mean to him and now he's going to get even with her. Hasn't he been doing this same thing for 10+ years now?

On subsequent tracks, Eminem (this production is coated with Dr. Dre and Rick Rubin's rock influence) shows that he is still a gifted wordsmith who still hates his mother and his childhood. And everybody else he's ever met. And you.

by Flack » Fri Oct 25, 2013 4:47 pm

Jedi Mind Tricks: Greatest Features

24 songs. So far I've heard the n-word, the f-bomb, and not a single Star Wars reference. I thought for sure "A Bullet Never Lies" would be about was a great shot Han Solo was. These guys are from the streets of Mos Eisley, and don't you forget it. Motherfuckers.

by Flack » Fri Oct 25, 2013 4:38 pm

Ministry: From Beer to Eternity

The past four or five Ministry albums have all sounded the same to me. If you liked those, you'll like this one. The drum tracks sound like the exact same ones Al's been using for the past 20 years. Also, this is the supposedly the last Ministry album ever. Again.

60 Second Reviews

by Flack » Fri Oct 25, 2013 4:33 pm

In this thread I will post 60 second reviews, named because I spent (a) 30 seconds listening to the album and (b) 30 seconds writing the review.

That adds up to 60 seconds.

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