by ICJ » Tue Oct 15, 2013 10:28 am
The computer that wrote up the game that I played against gsdgsd this week thinks we both suck.
A "good" week has a team scoring 100 points, for reference...
Mr. Bandwidth made sure that they didn't become the 5th straight team to lose to Melville's Tragic Loners. In the only close game this week, Mr. Bandwidth just barely got past Melville's Tragic Loners, winning 59.37 to 57.89. Coach Robb Sherwin should thank their lucky stars they drew Melville's Tragic Loners for this week's contest, since their squad would have lost to EVERY other team this week.
Mr. Bandwidth has now won five games in a row, which brings their record to 5 - 1. The loss drops Melville's Tragic Loners' record to 4 - 2.
Mr. Bandwidth had a terrible Sunday. They had eight laggards, with Robert Griffin III's 9 points being the worst performance. Underperforming is the new normal for RG3, who has gone three straight games without hitting his projected point total.
Mr. Bandwidth were also hurt by Cecil Shorts falling 9 points short of the average wide receiver. Shorts’ day was, well, short, playing only three snaps before leaving the game with a sprain in his AC joint.
Meanwhile, Melville's Tragic Loners were doing just as bad. James Jones was the worst of a seven man group of underperformers, scoring only 1 point. Jones got injured blocking on a routine sweep during the first quarter, but the good news is that it is a PCL sprain and he could play as early as next week.
It was absolutely anybody's game going into Monday night. Coach Robb Sherwin needed Danny Woodhead and Robert Mathis to outscore Andrew Luck by 0.6 points.
Luck was terrible, scoring 6 points, making it easy for Mr. Bandwidth. Woodhead and Mathis didn't do great, but they did enough, dropping 8.1 points to win the game.
Coach Robb Sherwin can pat themself on the back for this week's victory. They left Brandon Myers and his 3.9 expected points on the bench, favoring Benjamin Watson (1 point expected).
This decision boosted Mr. Bandwidth's final score by 5 points, which was the difference in the game. In winning the game, Coach Robb Sherwin repeated their week two performance, when their lineup moves pushed their squad over the top.
Melville's Tragic Loners will face off against Soul Cages next week. Good timing, as Soul Cages will come into the matchup on a three game losing streak. Melville's Tragic Loners was the hardest test Mr. Bandwidth will face for a while, as its next three games are against sub .500 teams, starting with BALLZ DEEP next week.
The computer that wrote up the game that I played against gsdgsd this week thinks we both suck.
A "good" week has a team scoring 100 points, for reference...
[quote]Mr. Bandwidth made sure that they didn't become the 5th straight team to lose to Melville's Tragic Loners. In the only close game this week, Mr. Bandwidth just barely got past Melville's Tragic Loners, winning 59.37 to 57.89. Coach Robb Sherwin should thank their lucky stars they drew Melville's Tragic Loners for this week's contest, since their squad would have lost to EVERY other team this week.
Mr. Bandwidth has now won five games in a row, which brings their record to 5 - 1. The loss drops Melville's Tragic Loners' record to 4 - 2.
Mr. Bandwidth had a terrible Sunday. They had eight laggards, with Robert Griffin III's 9 points being the worst performance. Underperforming is the new normal for RG3, who has gone three straight games without hitting his projected point total.
Mr. Bandwidth were also hurt by Cecil Shorts falling 9 points short of the average wide receiver. Shorts’ day was, well, short, playing only three snaps before leaving the game with a sprain in his AC joint.
Meanwhile, Melville's Tragic Loners were doing just as bad. James Jones was the worst of a seven man group of underperformers, scoring only 1 point. Jones got injured blocking on a routine sweep during the first quarter, but the good news is that it is a PCL sprain and he could play as early as next week.
It was absolutely anybody's game going into Monday night. Coach Robb Sherwin needed Danny Woodhead and Robert Mathis to outscore Andrew Luck by 0.6 points.
Luck was terrible, scoring 6 points, making it easy for Mr. Bandwidth. Woodhead and Mathis didn't do great, but they did enough, dropping 8.1 points to win the game.
Coach Robb Sherwin can pat themself on the back for this week's victory. They left Brandon Myers and his 3.9 expected points on the bench, favoring Benjamin Watson (1 point expected).
This decision boosted Mr. Bandwidth's final score by 5 points, which was the difference in the game. In winning the game, Coach Robb Sherwin repeated their week two performance, when their lineup moves pushed their squad over the top.
Melville's Tragic Loners will face off against Soul Cages next week. Good timing, as Soul Cages will come into the matchup on a three game losing streak. Melville's Tragic Loners was the hardest test Mr. Bandwidth will face for a while, as its next three games are against sub .500 teams, starting with BALLZ DEEP next week.[/quote]