I'm buying a motorcycle

by **Flack** » Mon Apr 22, 2013 6:36 pm

While you guys were talking about buying a motorcycle I went and bought one. :)

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Apr 06, 2013 1:45 pm

Vark, those two look perfect!

Melissa got me a motorcycle training class for my birthday. :)

by **AArdvark** » Fri Apr 05, 2013 3:11 am

I was never a fan of the V-twin engine until I got my Shadow. the Honda is much smoother than the Evo.

Harleys are overpriced and I feel the maintenance charges are seriously overblown, even for stupid stuff like oil changes. The boy's first dealer oil change on his Iron 883 was around $100.0
Note: you have to have a dealer do the oil changes or your warranty is void.
Actually I don't know how valid that statement is, it's just what my boy told me.

The only way to recoup an investment on a Harley is to keep it for fifty years until it becomes a 'classic'.

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by **Flack** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:19 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I got told on Twitter to not get a Harley, and not get a Harley as my first bike.

People seem to suggest Yamaha?

New bikes lose their value as fast or faster than new cars. A $10k bike will be worth $8k the minute you drive it off the lot, and that's if you can sell it. Plus, as 'Vark suggested, it's possible as a first time rider that you might drop it, or knock it over, or lay it down.

The thing about used bikes is most people don't put tens of thousands of miles on their bikes each year. It's not uncommon to find bikes that have a few thousand miles each year on them. Lots of bike owners don't ride them during the winter or during the rain. Heck, lots of them just ride on the weekends.

My opinion of Harleys is that you're buying a lifestyle instead of a bike. They're inferior and underpowered bikes. Most of them have problems because they vibrate so much that they end up shaking things loose or off. The only selling point for Harleys is that their owners can wear all that Harley gear and walk around telling people they own a Harley. Every $2k Honda will outperform every $20k Harley.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 6:07 pm

Did I? Or is he taunting me? I feel he's taunting me!

by **pinback** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:42 am

Jonsey, you missed a spot. ^^^

by **Tdarcos** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 7:32 am

(Continued from message 5)

And that's the point I'm making - or trying to make - here. If you're new to riding a motorcycle you're going to be very hard on it and buying something either built to stand the abuse or so cheap it won't matter if you ruin it, is probably a better idea than spending more money on a good, but not ruggedly built model.

This is the reason you get a kid who's first driving a beater so he wears out an already busted-up vehicle rather than something valuabe. Once they learn to be better at driving then they can be upgraded to a decent-quality car.

And I think the same rule can apply to you and learning on a motorcycle.

Anyone who thinks I'm completely wrong is welcome to step in here and explain why so I, and others here can learn something.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:49 pm

Welp. Time to shut this place down. We're never gonna top that.

I got told on Twitter to not get a Harley, and not get a Harley as my first bike.

People seem to suggest Yamaha?

by **pinback** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:45 pm

AArdvark wrote:Oh, that's funny...

I bet Pinner is still grinning at that.

It's true, you magnificent bastard!!!

by **AArdvark** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:26 pm

Or this 500cc Kawasaki Vulcan might be a better fit.

by **AArdvark** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:10 pm

Oh, that's funny...

I bet Pinner is still grinning at that.

Don't buy a new, new motorcycle. Anyone who ever learned to ride has dropped the bike at some point. So you already know the paint is going to be scratched and the mirrors and tank are going to be messed up. Get a good used bike to learn on, get the dropsies out, if you take my meaning.

Off the top of my head, I'd say Honda Rebel, either a 250 or 450 (if they make 'em anymore)

by **pinback** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:16 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:OK, what's a good starter bike that fits two people and comes in black?

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 7:29 am

Vark, that's great.

OK, what's a good starter bike that fits two people and comes in black?

by **Flack** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:56 am

Are people allowed to take out life insurances on their friends?

Do most insurance companies accept BITCOIN?

by **pinback** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 5:14 am

Don't be one of those guys

Be all of them.

by **AArdvark** » Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:11 am

Every one of these idiots is doing something stupid. Don't be one of those guys

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by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Apr 02, 2013 9:40 pm

Flack wrote:I owned a Harley for a while. I got tired of working on it all the time and having it leak every fluid I poured into it. Eventually I sold it and bought a Honda that looked just like a Harley but didn't leak fluids and started every time I wanted it to start.

We've talked bikes here before and there are a million different kinds out there. Take a safety course, wear a helmet, buy a bike, get your motor runnin' and head out on the highway.

I ain't doing any of that shit. Look man, that's good advice and in another lifetime, maybe I would pay attention. But let me tell you how this is all going to go:

1) No safety course
2) No helmet
3) I buy the motorcycle and drive it home without ever having driven one before
4) I leave it in my garage for two weeks
5) I get my druthers and decide I am going to ride it after all, dag nabbit.
6) I go into traffic, forget how to brake, and get flattened by a semi towing a tractor trailer. They end up picking bits of me and my stupid brain that didn't listen to anyone off the street each Easter for the neighborhood "Scavenger Cunt."

by **Flack** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:34 pm

I owned a Harley for a while. I got tired of working on it all the time and having it leak every fluid I poured into it. Eventually I sold it and bought a Honda that looked just like a Harley but didn't leak fluids and started every time I wanted it to start.

We've talked bikes here before and there are a million different kinds out there. Take a safety course, wear a helmet, buy a bike, get your motor runnin' and head out on the highway.

by **pinback** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:57 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:You've been on two wheels for a while and haven't died. Fess up, what's your secret?

AAAAAAAAAAA

Moving this to Best Of.

Wait, can't move this to Best Of.

BEST OF.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:41 pm

You've been on two wheels for a while and haven't died. Fess up, what's your secret?

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