by Ice Cream Jonsey » Tue Apr 02, 2013 9:40 pm
Flack wrote:I owned a Harley for a while. I got tired of working on it all the time and having it leak every fluid I poured into it. Eventually I sold it and bought a Honda that looked just like a Harley but didn't leak fluids and started every time I wanted it to start.
We've talked bikes here before and there are a million different kinds out there. Take a safety course, wear a helmet, buy a bike, get your motor runnin' and head out on the highway.
I ain't doing any of that shit. Look man, that's good advice and in another lifetime, maybe I would pay attention. But let me tell you how this is all going to go:
1) No safety course
2) No helmet
3) I buy the motorcycle and drive it home without ever having driven one before
4) I leave it in my garage for two weeks
5) I get my druthers and decide I am going to ride it after all, dag nabbit.
6) I go into traffic, forget how to brake, and get flattened by a semi towing a tractor trailer. They end up picking bits of me and my stupid brain that didn't listen to anyone off the street each Easter for the neighborhood "Scavenger Cunt."
[quote="Flack"]I owned a Harley for a while. I got tired of working on it all the time and having it leak every fluid I poured into it. Eventually I sold it and bought a Honda that looked just like a Harley but didn't leak fluids and started every time I wanted it to start.
We've talked bikes here before and there are a million different kinds out there. Take a safety course, wear a helmet, buy a bike, get your motor runnin' and head out on the highway.[/quote]
I ain't doing any of that shit. Look man, that's good advice and in another lifetime, maybe I would pay attention. But let me tell you how this is all going to go:
1) No safety course
2) No helmet
3) I buy the motorcycle and drive it home without ever having driven one before
4) I leave it in my garage for two weeks
5) I get my druthers and decide I am going to ride it after all, dag nabbit.
6) I go into traffic, forget how to brake, and get flattened by a semi towing a tractor trailer. They end up picking bits of me and my stupid brain that didn't listen to anyone off the street each Easter for the neighborhood "Scavenger Cunt."