Yes, how she looked in the episode where she sucks the poison from the head is possibly the finest a woman has ever looked on television. Jesus Christ, is HD good to her, and by that I mean, "good to me." How come she hasn't won an Emmy or whatever they call it for being funny on television?

I too, would pay Kaitlin Olson $200[1] to "suck the poison from my head."[2][3] I would also pay less than $200, but more than zero, to watch her stuff her hand in her mouth, so this episode has been pretty great for me.


[1]This would not be a good way to spend $200, but I done worse.
[2] I mean the skull-part. A discussion of valuing celebrity blowjobs seems like a new topic. Novelty versus positing skill and all that.
[3] Usenet used to footnote like this! All 15 of them probably still do. If you angrily set your email client to display text you're probably excited by this format.


...Is this the place to mention I'm in front of a computer again and willing to lose at videogames? I don't think this is the place.