2010 NFL Thread: Ravens 21 Vikings 3

by **Flack** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:33 pm

Wha?? It's my favorite player, Mr. "This is what we have left in 4x, fatty."

I'm just going to start telling people I'm the biggest Desmond Clark fan of all time.

EDIT: In 1988, Chicago Bear Glen Kozlowski wore #88. He started 0 games and had 1 rushing attempt for 3 yards. Because of that, he averaged 3 yards, and his longest run was for 3 yards. He also had 1 fumble.

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/t ... i/1988.htm

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:12 pm

(I want to clarify that I honestly don't know. If it's Willie Gault or someone, I - look. I didn't know! It's obnoxious to ask a question like that if you know the answer, and this is an obnoxious-free Internet Zone.)

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:12 pm

Is that a Desmond Clark jersey?

by **Flack** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:17 pm

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:20 pm

GET IM!!!!

http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2010 ... ver?ref=nf

Also, fuck football.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:13 am

Well, that weekend fucking sucked.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 12:34 pm

I wouldn't wear anything BUT that.

by **Bugs** » Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:44 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Well, I figured out why everyone hates teams that win the Super Bowl. I want to note that I haven't seen a commercial since the last time NFL football was played. But man, they certainly made up for it tonight. And one thing was everywhere: SAINTS COMMERCIALS.

If I started a collection to buy you a Saints jersey that said "ICE CREAM BREESEY", would you wear it?

by **Bugs** » Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:43 pm

So, yeah, how about them Vikes? Ahh, jeez! The heck do ya meeen?

by **ICJ** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 7:15 pm

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:47 pm

Well, I figured out why everyone hates teams that win the Super Bowl. I want to note that I haven't seen a commercial since the last time NFL football was played. But man, they certainly made up for it tonight. And one thing was everywhere: SAINTS COMMERCIALS.

They were IN commercials. There were commercials ABOUT them. Sometimes the entire thing was Saints-based, sometimes they'd only appear at the end. But it was Saints, Saints, Saints.

Now, on one hand there's 40 years of recorded NFL football where nobody gives two shits about them. So I don't feel bad for you. On the other hand, they don't need to be in every single 30-second ad.

I managed to hate ad people even more. I didn't care if it was possible, but I didn't think it was possible. "Oh, those Saints, get them in this commercial about dog food / fried chicken / portable Tsar Bombs."

Sorry, everyone. It began tonight. The nationwide loathing of my favorite team.

by **Flack** » Mon Aug 30, 2010 11:19 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I thought we all liked Sam Bradford. I'm confused now. He's OK in my book! He's A-OK!

He's a good guy and one of the best quarterbacks OU has seen in a long time (maybe ever), but here's the reality.

After winning the Heisman during his sophomore year, he should have just entered the NFL draft and got rich. He didn't though. Instead, he came back as a junior and everybody was like, "BUT WHAT IF YOU GET HURT???" So on his first game as a junior ... he got hurt. Then he came back a few weeks later and got hurt again (see the above clip) which put him out for the year. So at least to us, it was like the guy passed up an opportunity at the NFL and instead got himself hurt and potentially lost a career in the NFL and a lot of money.

Fortunately the Saints don't seem to mind that the last two times the guy got sacked (which were also his last two games), both times ended up in shoulder surgeries.

GO SAINTS!!

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Aug 29, 2010 4:41 pm

Flack wrote:That's a cool clip! Here's another:

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I thought we all liked Sam Bradford. I'm confused now. He's OK in my book! He's A-OK!

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Aug 29, 2010 4:39 pm

gsdgsd wrote:So with Sidney Rice out for a while and Percy Harvin dead, according to the early-morning alert I received, are you changing this pick?

Yes. New Orleans 51, Miami 0. Revenge for the "let's hit Ricky Williams literally five yards out of bounds and give him a high ankle sprain his rookie year because he took an incentive-laden contract." HOWEVER, in a twist of fate that doesn't make any sense to anyone, Ricky Williams is given a high ankle sprain by a member of the Saints five yards out of bounds in the Super Bowl. No sense can be made of this!*

* If Bill Simmons wrote that sentence, it would be, "Try to make some sense of that. You can't. You can't do it. You were getting nervous."

by **gsdgsd** » Sun Aug 29, 2010 2:35 pm

The Saints aren't even my team, and that Hartley kick clip still gets me hard.

by **gsdgsd** » Sun Aug 29, 2010 2:33 pm

So with Sidney Rice out for a while and Percy Harvin dead, according to the early-morning alert I received, are you changing this pick?

by **Flack** » Sun Aug 29, 2010 9:32 am

That's a cool clip! Here's another:

[youtube][/youtube]

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:58 am

I am a Saints fan. :(

Our kicker is from Oklahoma, however. ALLOW ME TO, TO, TO:

[youtube][/youtube]

by **Flack** » Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:44 am

Hey Jonsey, I just realized we have something in common. You guys (you're a St. Louis fan, right?) got Sam Bradford from OU! Woo hoo, we'll have lots of old memories to share the first time he gets sacked and is out for the season ...

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Aug 28, 2010 4:12 pm

I also regret picking the Vikes to go to the Super Bowl because I hate them so much. I also regret that.

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