Dustin Johnson from South Carolina fired an 82 in the last round, the highest final-round score by a third-round leader since 1911.

99 years since anyone imploded that badly.

me: So what place is Tiger in? Second?
Ben: When I said he was in third, I meant it.
me: OK.
Ben: He is two behind Graeham McDowell or some shit, and FIVE behind Dustin Johnson, of South Carolia.
Carolina.
me: I don't know who those two clowns are.
Ben: There is one thing in this life I am certain of, and it is this:
me: Did they and forty of their friends take the same Volkswagon to th-- yes

Ben: Dustin Johnson of South Carolina will never win a US Open.
me: Agreed!
Ben: Mark that down right now, because I will look like a genius tomorrow. He's three clear of second place, and five clear of the rest of the field, and he will not win.
me: I HATE
I will make that post on a website.
Ben: MARK IT DOWN.