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by Ice Cream Jonsey » Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:13 am

I felt a lot better when I stopped going to Deadspin. I would have continued visiting, but I just hated their posters too much.

by pinback » Thu Dec 16, 2010 5:42 pm

And they had a whole goddamn article on Ines Sainz but LINKED TO OTHER ARTICLES WITH PICS instead of just posting the pics right there.

That's when they lost me.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:59 pm

One guy on Deadspin finally snapped and said:
Ok, I have to ask the question--at what point did every comment to a Deadspin post take the form of"

"Verbatim or slightly tweaked quote from post"
--attribution to some other person not featured in the post.

Yes yes, it's hilarious to think about all the famous people in this world that might have said "Is this dick-riding?" I get it. Oh shit, Jenna Haze might have said that, once!1!!!! But, seriously, this schtick is getting really tiring. Reply
He got two replies. The first was some insipid tard telling him to go to "Jezebel.com," another awful Gawker site, and the other was a sniveling nobody basically writing +1 to the first comment.

But then, Gawker (who own Deadspin) made the news because all the passwords to their user accounts were leaked.

Is there a good site out there to get a bunch of sports news that isn't Deadspin? I haven't even gotten into the constant schlong pics and nose-picking articles they feature.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:09 pm

It wouldn't be a Deadspin Shitty Comment thread without a hundred sample posts from MarkKelsosMigraine, who might be the single most unfunny fucking retard on the Internet right now.

Here: http://deadspin.com/comment/12906669/
"There is only one conclusion I can think of and that is doping," Cooman said.

Lorne Michaels had the same thought about John Belushi when he tore the yellow pages in half, ate a live cat and then slept for 78 consecutive hours. Reply
This thread lives. I'm tired of just telling Pinback how much I hate these unfunny, tedious fucks. I hope they search for their names on the Internet and find this thread and kill themselves.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Thu Mar 18, 2010 4:10 pm

MattinglysSideburns is uniformly terrible.

by Spelunker Dave Fisher » Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:12 am

Hello? Am in the right place? I was told there was a very BIG CAVE here.


Hello??

by pinback » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:37 am

Okay, I'll do it!!

WELCOME THE FUCK TO MARCH 17, 2010.

STORY: http://deadspin.com/5495437/last-nights ... s-shouters

POSTER: MarkKelsosMigraine
Comment: What's good for CBS may not be good for all of us. I learned this lesson the hard way when I used Harry Reasoner Brand Suppositories.

DAAAaahahahaha!

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Tue Mar 16, 2010 12:03 pm

One thing that infuriated me about Deadspin was that they changed the RSS feed I was using so that you have to constantly click on "More" to read the story. I preferred to have the entire story in the feed.

So I sent a snotty tweet to @Deadspin.

Like seconds later... SECONDS later, the Deadspin Editor-in-Chief sent me a link to another RSS feed that was exactly what I wanted. (I haven't checked, but they probably informed people of the RSS change and I just didn't see it.)

Well, I'm not going to highlight bad comments on a guy's website if he goes out of his way to help me. In fact, I feel like a complete piece of shit about all this. So I will no longer be updating the thread. There's a billion shitty websites to get worked up about if one so chooses, not one that actually gives a crap about its readers.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:33 pm

Welcome to March 15, 2010.

Story: http://deadspin.com/5493954/potential-t ... ality-show

Poster: AzureTexan
Comment: Meanwhile, on ESPN's new "Gesture Toward Gentleman Jim Corbett," challengers are invited to put up their dukes while wearing their pants above their bellybuttons.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:08 pm

Welcome to March 14, 2010.

Story: http://deadspin.com/5493032/terrible-ca ... in-ejected

Poster: MattinglysSideburns
Comment: This is most talk of "Campbell" and "hitting from behind" I've heard outside of a 2 Live Crew-related context.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sat Mar 13, 2010 3:52 pm

Welcome to March 13, 2010.

Story: http://deadspin.com/5492636/minnesota-h ... ral-infamy

Poster: Gamboa Constrictor
Comment: Caroline Marcil sings this kid's praises.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sat Mar 13, 2010 12:20 am

No no, by all means.

By all means.


"Similarly, that was said by a woman who was raped by all members of former Chargers running back Natrone Means's extended family at her tear-jerking trial." -- typical Deadspin.com comment

by pinback » Fri Mar 12, 2010 11:00 am

Are we allowed to play. I mean I guess not since it's only one comment per day which I'm guessing you'll take care of. So I guess we can't play.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:34 am

Welcome to March 12, 2010.

Story: http://deadspin.com/5491828/quite-frank ... journalism

Poster: David Hume
Comment:a bunch of Sixers can't wait for Stephen A. to show up in their locker room so they can have words with him

Apparently word got out that he's going forward with his Allen Iverson-themed children's book "The Pokey Little Puppy Goes to Prison"

Shitty Deadspin.Com Comment of the Day

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:34 pm

The year was whenever Barbaro was dying. The funniest comments on the web belonged to Deadspin.com, an Internet sports website without access, favor or access. Then - suddenly, overnight - the website turned to complete shit, leaving only the most tedious try-too-hard fucks to comment, and comment ... badly.

Welcome to March 11, 2010.

Story: http://deadspin.com/5490918/texas-range ... m-of-steak

Poster: Gamboa Constrictor
Comment: Those who can't do, teach.

Similarly, "Those you can't do, teach" was the worst possible advice given to Mary Kay LeTourneau when she admitted strong urges to be around young boys to her therapist.

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