NFL! Opening Day... and Beyond!

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:24 pm

Oh yeah, I forgot.

As of today, Rickey Jackson is an ... er...

crap. What a time to draw a blank!

by **gsdgsd** » Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:09 pm

Robb, is Rickey Jackson an NFL HALL OF FAMER?

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:51 pm

gsdgsd wrote:I'd mock the Saints' Hall of Famers, but I'm fresh out of Jim Finks material.

Finally, the sickest burn on the Saints I've read in the last couple of years is going into the "Thomas and Martha Wayne Watching Zorro" bin. An ANACHRONISM OF BURN!

But I will still call my FF team "Jim Finks Material" this year, and please chastise me if I forget. Which I won't.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 1:54 pm

So, Monte Kiffin is leaving Tampa Bay.

I say this with the utmost respect, as someone who got to see one of the greatest offensive minds in his division (Bill Walsh), followed by one of the greatest defensive minds (Monte Kiffin) after the divisions re-aligned: GOOD! Meaning, Kiffin is the only co-ordinator I can think of that belongs in the hall of fame.

(It goes without saying, that he once coached the Saints' defense, and they let go of him. It goes without saying that, right? Right.)

Anyway, he wants to work with his son, at a college program, and that is awesome.

by **ICJ** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:56 pm

Career-ending performance by Tony Kornheiser during the MNF game tonight. Normally he does not bug me, but bringing up Brett Favre with 8:32 left - who was not within 1,000 miles of that game tonight - was simply too much. KORNHEISER IS PART OF THE FUCKING PROBLEM.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:14 pm

Simmons finally made me laugh.

I remember this past Sunday when Fox's Rich Gannon said, "You can't second-guess Romeo Crennel here." I won't even tell you the context. Just know that, yes, at all times we are allowed to second-guess Romeo Crennel. Even if he's single-handedly disarming three gunmen during a bank robbery as I'm lying on the floor with my hands behind my head.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:15 am

"After hauling in Cutler's TD pass, Marshall, who spent the week exchanging barbs with Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter, was about to pull something out of his pants when teammate Brandon Stokley ran over and stopped him from getting a possible personal foul. "

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:48 pm

The Saints will be on their third kicker and punter after the bye. Yay?

by **pinback** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:05 pm

caltrops/your mom

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:32 pm

think/wish

by **pointy** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:07 pm

He don't know, he thinks he's on caltrops.

by **pinback** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:48 pm

You quote like old people fuck!

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:33 am

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell did with his game officials Friday what a coach would do with a team of slumping but talented young players: He gave them a pep talk.

For 10 minutes Friday afternoon, Goodell, speaking from league offices in New York, had his 17 referees --- the chiefs for the league's beleaguered officiating crews --- on a conference call to tell them he has full confidence in -- as he told them -- the best officials in sports.

The NFL commissioner when I was born was Pete Rozelle, and Paul Tagliabue was all right afterwards. So I haven't been alive for a shitty NFL commish. No longer!

Yeah, they are doing a great job, Rog. "The best in sports." They aren't even the best in organized football. I'd take NCAA officiating at this point.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 10:14 pm

I really hate Gregg Easterbrook's columns. Didn't read any last year. Tried one tonight.

Sweet 'N' Sour Play: Trailing New Orleans 27-20 midway through the fourth quarter, pass-challenged Minnesota, with 15-year seven-times-waived retread Gus Frerotte at quarterback, completed a 33-yard touchdown pass to Bernard Berrian for the tie, then went on to win. That was sweet. Extra sweet for the Hyperboreans was winning on the road despite being held to 44 yards rushing. As for the Saints, their much-criticized defense held Adrian Peterson to 32 yards on 21 carries, yet they lost. That was sour. Extra sour was the situation on the Berrian touchdown. Minnesota faced a third-and-16. If you play straight defense, the odds favor a stop, followed by a long field goal attempt, which, even if successful, still leaves the home team with the lead. You've already guessed that New Orleans big-blitzed. New Orleans blitzed eight men, a tactic rarely seen because it is practically an engraved invitation to score a touchdown. Had New Orleans simply played straight defense on this snap, victory would have been likely.

Haha, yeah Gregg, the Saints would have one that one if they didn't blitz. Berry didn't outrun Jason Fucking David or anything.

"Hyperboreans," haha, he changed the names of all the teams to retard slang! Hurf!

by **gsdgsd** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 5:38 pm

Football question I'll just throw out for the general populace: Jamal Lewis -- does he still have it?

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 4:52 pm

At least the Cowboys' special teams kept it close at the end.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:38 pm

Agreed, it must suck to be a Skins fan. Sorry, Pinner!

I did like "Richie Incognito" of the Rams committing a 15 yard personal foul right before the kicker was going to try his game-winning field goal. The stupidity of the average NFL player never ceases to amaze, but at the same time, I was gritting my teeth, waiting for one of the three announcers covering that game to say, "HA HA, HE WASN'T VERY INCOGNITO OUT THERE!" and I was not disappointed. It took eight or nine seconds more than I thought, but it was said by one of those insipid sons of bitches.

Yes, he has an unusual last name! We get it! Ha ha!

Random tv show spoiler: the black guy in CSI died last week.

by **pinback** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:11 pm

What did I tell you? 7-9, here we come. I've suffered TOO LONG with this team not to know how this is going to go.

NONE OF YOU KNOW MY PAIN.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:09 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:The Rams will beat the Redskins. Whenever 95% of America is sure on something, go the other way.

HMM YES. I hate the Rams.

by **pinback** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:18 am

I would like to say that five days later, the Saints game that I e-watched with Robb is one of the five most disgusting experiences of my life.

I... I think I feel his pain now.

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