[quote="Ice Cream Jonsey"]... Christ, we even included BUG.[/quote]

Yeah, but not [i]a bug[/i].

[quote="Ice Cream Jonsey"]I would also like to state that the page I linked to was pretty goddamn funny. Since I wrote it over 10 years ago I can say that, because it's not like it's even me self-propping myself thanks to cell loss.[/quote]

It most certainly is, which is why I inquired about it.

But I disagree with your theory... your theory would mean it's acceptable for pot-heads to brag about their amazing bong creations, because it's okay due to cell loss..... oh wait... damned cell loss!

I would also like to state that the page I linked to was pretty goddamn funny. Since I wrote it over 10 years ago I can say that, because it's not like it's even me self-propping myself thanks to cell loss.

[quote="Ice Cream Jonsey"]
... Christ, we even included BUG. in that article, who was around for like six weeks back in 1989, who only ever tried to sell his old printer.[/quote]

His death reminds me of something....his printer must be the cousin to The Amityville toaster...
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdHEy4MYvxo[/url]
Make breakfast spooky!

I recommend the rest of the series too =)
[url]http://www.foamyfanatics.net/episodes/released.php[/url]

-LG

If I could get my death explained to me in a husky voice over the phone, [b]or[/b] at least typed in pink italics it would be really great.

Oh, the deaths are on-line, baby! ON-LINE THEY ARE!

LG is referring to this page:

[url=http://www.joltcountry.com/features/many_deaths_of_jolt_country.html]The Many Deaths of Jolt Country[/url]

I think that was last updated sometime in the 90s. You're absolutely right in that it could use an update. Here is a quick list of spoilers:

- Pinback: Alcoholism
- PWC2 Reader / Tragic Burn Victim: House fire
- Knuckles the CLown: Fatal seizure induced by Handjob Hunnies 4
- ICJ: I am apparently still a fine, red mist, according to the article


... Christ, we even included BUG. in that article, who was around for like six weeks back in 1989, who only ever tried to sell his old printer.

"The Many Deaths of Jolt Country"?? And have there been any additions or amendments?

-LG