The Top Ten Reasons Porn is Better than a Girlfriend

by **bruce** » Wed May 21, 2008 9:55 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:As it turns out, neither Ben nor Kathy attended the Classic Gaming Expo in Las Vegas, 2007.

But that's OK, because there is going to be a classic gaming expo in my pants, I mean HOUSE, and they will both be able to make that shortly!

But my house is closer to Roody's.

Plus, dogs and cocktails.

Bruce

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed May 21, 2008 12:20 am

As it turns out, neither Ben nor Kathy attended the Classic Gaming Expo in Las Vegas, 2007.

But that's OK, because there is going to be a classic gaming expo in my pants, I mean HOUSE, and they will both be able to make that shortly!

by **Tdarcos** » Sat May 17, 2008 8:12 pm

pinback wrote:This isn't that list. This is a request for a list like that. If you can find one, gimme, or if you just want to make it up, maybe as a group project, then do that.

I just need a list with that as the title.

Got one similar: "Top ten reasons porn is better than dating"
http://drnutcrackher.blogspot.com/2007/ ... ating.html

But you might like this one: "Top Ten Reasons Porn is Better than God"
http://www.humorofhades.com/content/view/284/2/

Top Ten Reasons Religion is Like Pornography
http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2006 ... n_my_a.php

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Paul Robinson - paul@paul-robinson.us - My Blog

by **savvyraven** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:45 pm

Wow! And I didn't even know Ben owned a pair of big glasses like that. Rock on!

by **pinback** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:23 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Some of the things involve a little guy on a video screen that looks like Elton John, but others do not!

vs.

FIGHT!!

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:14 pm

savvyraven wrote:I followed Samsara for a little bit. I did play back in the day on my old Atari, but haven't since. So, yes, I am aware of them and yes, I knew he wrote them. I will try to talk to him about going to the convention. I didn't know about it until this morning. I'll do what I can with what little mojo I have workin'.

This is the greatest thing ever. We will get you playing Ben's games and then get you both in Vegas, where you will be able to see a side of Ben that he has never revealed before!

We expect to all start piling into Las Vegas on Friday the 27th, in the evening. And then, all of us are going to be there through Sunday, if I remember correctly. I know this is last-moment, so no pressure, but Ben accomplished some things during our trip four years ago that I have never seen repeated. Some of the things involve a little guy on a video screen that looks like Elton John, but others do not!

by **savvyraven** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:07 pm

I followed Samsara for a little bit. I did play back in the day on my old Atari, but haven't since. So, yes, I am aware of them and yes, I knew he wrote them. I will try to talk to him about going to the convention. I didn't know about it until this morning. I'll do what I can with what little mojo I have workin'.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:13 am

So, yeah! Vegas, baby!

Kat, did Ben tell you that there are text game interviews going on that weekend for a documentary about text games, and that we want Ben to be included?

Has he ever mentioned that he has created three text games? Would it be helpful if I told you how to play them? Because I can do that.

by **savvyraven** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:34 am

Helps to log out boyfriend before commenting on things. But gives me a great idea about other sites he's logged into

by **pinback** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:31 am

Even if Brooksy did write the list, I stand by my convictions.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:40 pm

I would like to formally invite Kat to meet the JC Classic Gaming Expo group in Las Vegas over the weekend of July 27th-29th, 2007.

by **Worm** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:34 pm

After the flatscreen, natch.

by **savvyraven** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:07 pm

Step back, ladies. He's spoken for. Pinner's mine all mine.

by **brooksy** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:32 pm

10) Porn doesn't get all weird when there is a fucking diamond commercial on TV.

Signed,
Ben Parrish (AKA Pinback)

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Damn, this Ben Parrish cat sure is one funny motherfucker! How can I get him to give me some of his good loving already?

I like the look of the errant HTML tag, by the way. It's my way of keeping it real up in the field.

~ wroten by Beau Brooks~

by **pinback** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:21 am

ummm, yes you did. what the fuck is your problem?

your friend,

tyler durden

p.s. last night was fun.
signed, #2 on your stupid list.

by **pinback** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:14 am

Hmm. I didn't write that.

INTRUDER ALERT.

by **Casual Observer** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:56 am

Trouble in paradise? Ha Ha

by **pinback** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:15 am

1) Porn does not suffer from manic-depressive bi-polar disorder.

2) Porn can cook.

3) Porn does not look for and erase itself from your computer even when you have set all the folders to hidden.

4) Porn gives you orgasms more than once a fucking month.

5) Porn has a can-do attitude.

6) Porn is a girl whom you can take home to mom unlike your tramp of a girlfriend whom you need to disinfect with quinine before you take anywhere.

7) Porn does not objectify women unlike your misogynistic girlfriend.

8) Porn doesn't care if you leave the seat up.

9) Porn will watch porn with you.

10) Porn doesn't get all weird when there is a fucking diamond commercial on TV.

Signed,
Ben Parrish (AKA Pinback)

by **AArdvark** » Sat May 19, 2007 10:13 am

And look at what happened to HIM!

I thought this was a top ten list thread...

THE
ANOTHER HIJACKING
AARDVARK

by **bruce** » Fri May 18, 2007 8:23 pm

AArdvark wrote:My opinion is that Meatloaf sweats a lot.

So did Mozart.

Bruce

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