What? You said you wanted to see "Pathfinder" during the preview.

So, you like overhyped, shitty movies? Good to know; I will not be following your recommendations.

Does anyone know if the Karl Urban historical thriller, "Vikings vs Indians" came out yet? I will go see any movie with Karl Urban in it. The fact that I am living in a reality where Karl Urban fought The Rock and at least some of it was in the first person perspective makes up for a lot of suffering we humans unleash on each other. You know how they say it's best to find a movie reviewer with the same taste as yours? Then just follow his advice? I do this but instead of it being a reviewer, it's Karl Urban's decision to do or not do the movie. To wit:

HAVE NOT SEEN
Godfather II
KARL URBAN?
No


HAVE SEEN
The Chronicles of Riddick
KARL URBAN?
Yes


HAVE NOT SEEN
Raging Bull
KARL URBAN?
No


HAVE SEEN
The Bourne Supremacy
KARL URBAN?
Yes