JC Survivor! You didn't even know you were playing!

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Dec 22, 2002 3:52 pm

Hey hey hey! A re-apperance by good ol' PTX! N I C E !

This thread will be worth more because of the PTX apperance, the foil cover, and the art BY MCFARLANE#

by **The Shroud of SHERWIN** » Fri Dec 20, 2002 1:57 am

Where is Ben? Where is Robb? I thirst for CONTENT!! Please!!

Fading.... Fading... f a d i n g...

by **PTX** » Thu Dec 19, 2002 10:55 pm

Dammit, I logged in. I know I logged in. Stupid work computers!

by **Guest** » Thu Dec 19, 2002 10:53 pm

Okay, yes. Yes, I feel guilty for not posting more often.

Yes, dammit. Since I've done absolutely jack since, oh, SEPTEMBER to feed the Content Beaver, I too am part of the problem. Not of the solution.

The shame washes over me. It suffuses my being, my very essence.

In my defense, I've been buying a house (they've poured the slab and the frame is up as of last weekend: w00t.) But this is still no excuse for posting a single review of Full Throttle and vanishing like a thief in the night, only to lurk and spy on the posts of others.

I'll have something for you this weekend, Robb.

Okay, consider me properly guilted into submission.

Protagonist X, aka Zack Bishop, et al.

by **Debaser** » Thu Dec 19, 2002 8:17 pm

Maybe I should log in before posting, yes?

by **Guest** » Thu Dec 19, 2002 8:16 pm

Robb wrote:DEBASER!! This is the greatest Christmas gift of all!! Good to see you still around, bud.

I'm touched. Or at least I would be if I didn't know all this buddy buddy crap was just an elaborate ruse to get me to buy a Saied themed buttplug from Cafepress. Not that I wouldn't anyway, mind you.

In fact, if I had an infant child, I'd be all over that Mr. Mucous bib. Or if I simply had a really thin neck. Then I could wear it to work, so that next time I have the mother of all colds and exclaim to my coworker "I am generating so much snot right now I could qualify as a supervillian," she won't respond by giving me that pained "What the hell are you talking about, no one else in the state of Illinois even knows what a text adventure is so stop referencing them in everyday conversation" look, instead giving me a pained "Why in the fuck are you wearing a bib, you infant-necked freak" look. Which, I think we can all agree, is a step up.

by **Robb** » Thu Dec 19, 2002 3:15 pm

DEBASER!! This is the greatest Christmas gift of all!! Good to see you still around, bud.

by **Debaser** » Thu Dec 19, 2002 2:02 am

AArdvark wrote:I would prefer to be part of an exclusive club that involves simmering content and the occasional guest post. Keep it small and elite. That's the ticket!

Yeah, baby, the elite, that's my motto. Only, the few and the proud, baby. Which is why I, the Debaser, am committed to providing only the best "bugging the forum's creater for help coding a Hugo game that will likely never be finished, then never ever posting anything again except that one time pretending to be a horse who was attracted to old women, and maybe something or another about elf porn or something" content exclusively for Jolt Country.

So don't worry your pretty little heads, Debaser fans. I will be here lurking occasionally and doing pretty much nothing of note for the foreseeable future.

by **AArdvark** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 10:26 pm

I would prefer to be part of an exclusive club that involves simmering content and the occasional guest post. Keep it small and elite. That's the ticket!

THE
GOLD KEY
AARDVARK

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 3:51 pm

Hey no problem buddie. Your absence was simply that we didn't know of your existence. That's not really a snub, now, is it?

by **Prudence Manderblast** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 3:25 pm

Do not forget me, Prudence Manderblast. I will supply some fresh content in the near future. Promise, babe!

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 2:43 am

OK, by my count we're down to the following:

Ice Cream Jonsey
Roody Yogurt
Lex
gsdgsd
Horus P. Truthteller
Jack Straw
Aardvark
bruce
Worm
Loafergirl
k. roo

That's with Ben's unfortunate collapse at the hands of an abnormally large and angry clitoris over the weekend. People! People!! We are dropping like flies! For the longest time I was content to blame the non-expansion of the Memberslist on the fact that Ben rubbed people the wrong way like he was recorded history's worst hand job or something, but now that he's not exactly around to kick about any longer we're going to have to take a long look at within. At this pace, passersby are going to be shouting "take it to e-mail" before too long because the neighbors are trying to get some goddamn sleep.

So all of you be sure to have a safe and secure holiday season. I don't want any of you slipping on some ice and being out of commision for very long. Remember the cry! Remember the chant! I am Jolt Country! A Whopping 9.09 Per Cent, Even!!

Excelsior!

JC Survivor! You didn't even know you were playing!

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