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by Bugs » Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:12 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Bugs wrote:I never get sick of this:
I have been trying to find a clip of that for years! I was under the impression that MLB was having it pulled.
YouTube wrote:This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by MLB Advanced Media
Motherfuckers!

by Bugs » Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:44 am

Spring training breaks today! RobBbuhbuh, shall we create a new "2007 Blue Jays Regular Season" thread? Hopefully to then be followed by a "2007 Blue Jays Postseason" thread?

There's some new Jays adverts up on YouTube. Dammit, there's just something so sublime about violence directed at children:

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:28 pm

Well, the Jays beat the Sox twice in "split squad" games, which means exactly nothing, but still. I guess every further exposure our hitters have to their pitchers is a plus.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:09 pm

well, J.P. signed the best pitcher on Brazil's national team. You can't fault the guy for looking everywhere for pitching talent this year.

by Bugs » Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:34 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:California
You are SO charmingly old school, Bobb... Do you also refer to Metallica's bass player as "Cliff"?

Anyway, I like how you put Baltimore in the fucking basement (where they belong). As much as I really shouldn't, because I have a strong moral objection to any MLB franchise existing in Florida, I really hope the Devil Rays start making some progress soon... They really do have more talent than their success level indicates.

As far as the three teams that matter... I'm going to be more conservative and not pick the Jays to win the division this year... If the stars align properly, though, I think they have a real shot at the wild card.

RE: The Yanquis, you're right, they shouldn't do well, and really shouldn't have done well any of the last 3 seasons. But goddammit, they have a way of starting the season 15-25 and still find their way into first place before Labor Day despite A-Rod forgetting how to throw, Matsui and Damon forgetting how to throw like men, a pitching staff with an average age of 53 and Derek Jeter's proclivity for bestiality.

So, Yanks/Jays or Sawx/Jays with the Jays keeping it interesting and genuinely vying for the wild card. MAHK MY WORDS.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:21 pm

Assuming no crippling injuries...

Assuming Boston doesn't make a last-ditch attempt to trade Ramirez...

1. Toronto
2. Boston
3. NY
4. Tampa Bay
5. Baltimore

If Boston and Toronto flipped, I wouldn't be surprised.

I just don't see how the Yankees are going to win the division for the billionth time. Nobody on that team scares me. As for the rest of the AL, I'll go California and the White Sox as the other two playoff teams.

by Bugs » Sun Feb 18, 2007 8:40 pm

Looks like the "T" is just a BP hat for now.

So, RobbBb, any predictions for the upcoming season?

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sun Feb 18, 2007 8:31 pm

Bugs wrote:Pitchers and catchers report... The four most beautiful words one can speak in February.

I gotta get me one of the new "T" hats: http://news.yahoo.com/photo/070217/483/flcb10402171952
Are they still going with the one with a Jay's face for road games? If they dumped that hat I'll be slightly pissed. More than a stubbed toe and less than leaving keys in a car, but pissed nonetheless. I mean, because I bought that version and all and it really is the nicest hat in baseball.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sun Feb 18, 2007 8:17 pm

The FUCKING text baseball game I play has B.J. Ryan with:

5 losses
0 wins
10 saves
28 games played
20.2 innings
22 hits allowed
15 fucking runs allowed
13 walks
6 ... SIX home fucking runs allowed
a 5.66 ERA
5 FUCKING BLOWN SAVES

And we're just over halfway done with our season for the sake of motherfucking CHRIST. Look at this shit:

http://www.joltcountry.com/nibbl/tm7_tmpch.html

It's FUCKING RIDICULOUS. It sickens me. He just gave up a three run bomb in the 10th to Lurd's team 10 minutes ago. Don't get me wrong: I credit the other team, Lurd is a good player - all that jazz. But this game, this "Diamond Mind" needs to give me a fucking break. This is unbelievably shitty.

This is the 2005 version of B.J. Ryan, by the by. I think he was better last year, but fuck, lefties are slugging about .950 off him. Fuck Diamond Mind baseball. NONE of my guys are outperforming their 2005 versions and most are horrifyingly worse. The game itself is actually fun, but man am I sick of being the elixir for the rest of the league.

by Bugs » Sat Feb 17, 2007 10:57 pm

Pitchers and catchers report... The four most beautiful words one can speak in February.

I gotta get me one of the new "T" hats: http://news.yahoo.com/photo/070217/483/flcb10402171952

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:00 am

Bugs wrote:Yeah, it says: Not my money, so I don't give a shit.
It is nice to see old man Rogers open the wallet. I can't believe we were in the running for Meche. Good grief.

If Gil goes out and throws 200 innings of 3.30 ERA ball I can not WAIT to see every baseball blogger admit he was completely fucking wrong. It would be the best thing to happen in baseball since a sabremetric team winning a World Series because they were able to steal a base. I exempt myself from all of this because I'm calling it now and because I have low character.

by Bugs » Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:40 am

Yeah, it says: Not my money, so I don't give a shit.

by bruce » Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:48 am

Bugs wrote:Tomo Ohka signed for $1.5M, pending a physical. The price is right, and I think he could be good for 10-12 wins. He is coming off of all sorts of injuries, but he'll have good run support, and is trying to re-establish himself, hence the cheap, incentive-laden short-term contract.
Does it say something to you about your sport when a million and a half is considered a bargain-basement price?

Bruce

by Bugs » Wed Jan 24, 2007 7:51 am

Tomo Ohka signed for $1.5M, pending a physical. The price is right, and I think he could be good for 10-12 wins. He is coming off of all sorts of injuries, but he'll have good run support, and is trying to re-establish himself, hence the cheap, incentive-laden short-term contract.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:53 pm

I always hated Bob Matthews, who writes for the hometown paper in Rochester, NY. The guy sums up what it's like to live there better than any man alive. He is a broken shell. Also a shameful Yankee supporter. No wonder I can't stand him.

Someone (I guess, no names are attributed) wrote him the following:

You've compared the prospects for the 2007 New York Yankees and Boston Red Sox. Why don't you include Toronto in the discussion. The Blue Jays have a good chance to win the AL East this season.

His response!

Dream on. Toronto would have a shot to win any other division in baseball, but the Yankees and Red Sox are too wealthy and too strong in the AL East.

The Blue Jays might have a slight edge in pitching over the Yankees in 2007, but the Red Sox should have a better staff and both New York and Boston have stronger lineups.

Here is Toronto's projected rotation, bullpen and starting lineup:

Starting pitchers Roy Halladay, A.J. Burnett, Gustavo Chacin, plus two from among John Thomson, Casey Janssen, Shaun Marcum and Josh Towers. One ace, a solid No. 2, a shaky No. 3 and very suspect No. 4 and No. 5.

B.J. Ryan might be the most underrated super closer in baseball, but the rest of the bullpen is a big question mark.

Possible starting lineup: LF Reed Johnson, RF Alex Rios, CF Vernon Wells, DH Frank Thomas, 3B Troy Glaus, 1B Lyle Overbay, C Gregg Zaun, SS Royce Clayton, 2B Aaron Hill.

The 3-4-5 power slots are all occupied by right-handed hitters, and two of them are significant injury risks (Thomas and Glaus). Departed left fielder Frank Catalanotto and catcher Bengie Molina will be missed.

There isn't much on the bench.
Ha ha, what? What on earth is there to be particularly fearful of from the other two overspending tomato cans in that division? I will bet anyone except Bob himself that he is wholly ignorant of just who finished 2nd last year.

Toronto's bullpen is awesome, the "injury risk" he talks about -- Christ, the Yankees imploded last year and are another year older and if I'm not mistaken the big bat picked up by the Red Sox has never completed anywhere near a full season, in Drew. What a homer.

The Blue Jays (and Reggie Bush, but that's another thread) make people ANGRY. RED WITH RAGE, so they say and type stupid things. I don't see how any of those three teams warrant a "Dream on" when talking about that division, due to Toronto's talent and the other two's ability to spend around and cover up the mistakes they make.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sun Jan 14, 2007 10:57 pm

Bugs wrote:Now, what's up with that ESPN.com premium content "Myopic Management" piece featuring a picture of Vernon Wells?
I don't know -- there are a whole bunch of people who hate J.P. for whatever reason but I think that many of these people wish that the Jays would "know their place." If ESPN.com is trying to do a stupid series on myopians and they started with our GM it wouldn't surprise me. The Yankees and Red Sox have drawn up one hilariously bad contract after another but J.P. locking up Vernon is the one everyone has a problem with. Who knows. The Internet is a waste of time and I should ban myself from it for a month.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sun Jan 14, 2007 10:55 pm

Bugs wrote:I never get sick of this:
I have been trying to find a clip of that for years! I was under the impression that MLB was having it pulled.

by Bugs » Sun Jan 14, 2007 10:06 pm

I never get sick of this:

by Bugs » Sun Jan 14, 2007 10:04 pm

So Lyle Overbay got a 4-year $24 million extension.. Quite frankly, I think it's a very good deal, and probably less than he would command on the open market.

He's no Poo-Holes, but he gets the job done, has the best glove at 1B in T.O. since J.O. (no, not me), and is a doubles machine.

Good job, JP.

Now, what's up with that ESPN.com premium content "Myopic Management" piece featuring a picture of Vernon Wells?

by AArdvark » Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:38 am

BEEEES! I wish Chris Farley had played for the Jays. I might even watch baseball on TV. Spring training in 2 months.


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