Werewolf III: Bechteldorf Was a Gas

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:30 pm

Er, wait, I had already seen it so I can't unsee it... Isn't this just the way it goes. I'm sorry hygraed. I didn't mean to ruin your game, I had just thought that it was in stasis for whatever reason. Many apologies!

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:29 pm

Shit! Aaaaargh! I thought you hadn't logged on in a week! Whoa, dude, I am sorry, lemme edit that.

by **hygraed** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:12 pm

Well, shit. I was working on a particularly gruesome execution for Draal.

I'm sorry, everyone. I tried.

BTW, Draal and AArdvark are the wolves. Vit is the seer.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:37 pm

All right. Thanks for the attempt, but this game is over. It would be a good time to not begin any more of these games. Next year, around Halloween, I'd be happy to give it another shot.

Peace be upon you all.

by **AArdvark** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:13 am

Sorry, drank some of that good ale.

THE
NINE FOOT TALL
AARDVARK

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:49 pm

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK

by **AArdvark** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:59 pm

I need to respond to myself that the phrase 'like a monkey' is the mostest, biggest, farthest state of anything.

hot
hotter
hottest
hot like a monkey

just to clarfify

THE
BEER GOOD
AARDVARK

by **AArdvark** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:57 pm

Arright you fucking wolves! It's Saburday night and I drank 6 of my 1812 beers! bring it on! i stomp you like monkeys! stupid werewolves......bite me!

THE
DUTCH COURAGE
AARDVARK

by **Worm** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:53 am

DRAAAAL

by **Draal** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:04 pm

by **AArdvark** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:46 pm

Alrighty then. As the seer I can see Jonsey's trash can out back is full of empty Alpo cans and there is a decided lack of stray cats in the neighborhood. (however this may be because of various Chinese restaurants and SNAKES in the vicinity.)

RobB is the other werewolf. Please vote for him before he and Drall kill me.

THE
THIRD EYE BLIND
AARDVARK

by **Vitriola** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:45 pm

Draal wrote:Vitriola

Use fucking bold tag
It's not that hard, fucking wolf
To make your last choice

by **Vitriola** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:40 pm

Draal wrote:Vitriola

Eat shit, eat, eat shit
You fucking werewolf carcass
Die die die die die

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:06 pm

Aardvark and Draal are the werewolves. I'll start off by voting for Draal. The seer might as well reveal him or herself now, why not, I already called out who the wolves were because I am AWESOME.

Voting for me? WOLF.

by **Draal** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:34 pm

Vitriola

by **Vitriola** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:45 pm

The second, hidden
Though, perhaps, not as much as
He would like it be

by **AArdvark** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:51 pm

Well, then. Since we can use log in info as a strategy towards removing these foul creatures from our midst, I suggest we vote now.

[AArdvark runs wildly through the village screaming "I have seen the werewolf and it is Jonsey!" ]

THE
GET THE WOLFSBANE!
AARDVARK

by **Vitriola** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:22 pm

Draal crawls in the night
Not logging on, too sated
His fat fur will fry

by **Vitriola** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:20 pm

Gee, let's all look at the players and find out who hasn't logged in in a bit.

These are the players left:

ICJ
Worm
AArdvark
Vitriola
Draal

I know it's not me and ICJ, because we have logged in. Aardvark logged in last night. Worm has been here, so we know Draal has to be one of the wolves. The second is...anybody's guess!!

DRAAL.

Y'all know it's Draal.

by **hygraed** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:00 pm

Dawn.

One by one, the villagers wake and exit their houses, ready for a day's work. Their cheery mood evaporates, however, when they are confronted with what lies in the center of the village square.

It's bruce. His sightless eyes stare at the sun, his pupils tiny dots. Foam and vomit cake the edges of his mouth. Upon closer inspection it appears that the top of his head has been removed and something poured into his brain. An empty, claw-scratched bottle of Drano lying off to the side confirms this.

The villagers eye each other warily and shuffle their feet. Two of them secretly rejoice in the fear they've instilled in the rest of the village.

Time for a lynching.

Werewolf III: Bechteldorf Was a Gas

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