Street Fighter director punches out critics

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by Lysander » Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:10 pm

I don't have a DVD burner. Yet. And i want the special features. Actually, I will be getting a dVD burner in a few days from the new computer so maybe I'll just steal it that way. Hmmmm. Anyway RE: JOJ, I have a collection of Jackoff Jill albums but the MP3s sound like shit. If anyone's got better copies, please, send 'em along.

by Worm » Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:23 pm

Just wow.

by pinback » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:09 pm

Wow!

by Vitriola » Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:27 pm

Every single Jack Off Jill album ever made has been posted to Usenet like every 2 weeks for the past 5 years.

Wow.

Fu---

Never mind.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:03 pm

Lysander, you would be doing the world a great favor if you stole this guy's movie. Here, I will openly cheerlead for you doing this.


STEAL THE MOVIE!!!
STEAL THE MOVIE!!!
STEAL THE MOVIE!!!

by Draal » Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:03 pm

Jack Off Jill? Amazon?

Bittorrent, Lysander! Bittorrent!

And a bunch of Internet Celebrities punching eachother?

by Lysander » Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:40 pm

Like the guy who pretends to lock his kids in a box over the internet is all that mature to start out with. Anyways, RE: Silent Hill--I really shoudl go buy the DVD so that I can give it a propper review in the movie bass so we can have a talk about that. (I'd use Netflics but really, I live at college, and shipping things is just too much of a pain for me.) Okay, that, the Spawn animated series, + the two Jack Off Jill CDs... into my cue, Amazon!

by Worm » Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:34 pm

Yeah sure. I can dig that if he was asked to show up for training and it was the match. However, just because he was told he'd get training and figured he didn't need to because the entire ceremony was going to be held with Sockem Boppers is rather absurd.

Uwe's a piece of garbage and a huge pussy, sure. However, assuming that someone isn't a piece of shit really goofy. Especially when they have no class, especially when they have no art, and especially when they have a GIANT MONGLOID BROW.

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Why wouldn't you expect the fucking filth of this world to behave in such a way? Duel with Jack Thompson and you get shot in the back.

by hygraed » Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:25 pm

Worm wrote:I'm sure people would think you were a douchebag if you modded me and I ran the forum into the ground. I really can't feel sorry for a upper-middleclass web tycoon guy who gets his ass kicked after not training for a boxing match.
Did you read Lowtax's statements? It wasn't his choice to to not train. He was promised training by Boll, as well as being promised that Boll wasn't actually going to try to hurt him. I guess Uwe just forgot.

Yeah, I'm an SA Forum Goon. Yeah, I think Uwe is a jerk for going back on his promises. Yeah, I like Lowtax. No, I don't think Lowtax should have agreed to box Boll because it made Lowtax look like an immature asshole.

by Worm » Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:14 pm

I'm sure people would think you were a douchebag if you modded me and I ran the forum into the ground. I really can't feel sorry for a upper-middleclass web tycoon guy who gets his ass kicked after not training for a boxing match.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:39 am

What's funny to me is that everyone has a problem with Kyanka. He's fine. He runs a website the best he can and only gives people a hard time that deserve it. The morons banning people from that forum are your typical Wikipedian-with-too-much-power cretin. But I guess those winners aren't getting in the ring with horrible movie directors.

I thought Uwe Boll directed Silent Hill until the final credits ran. Is there any way that movie can become part of the Uwe Boll "Family" of pictures?

And the chubby guy from Reservoir Dogs in Bloodrayne... wow. WOW. Michael Madsen, I think his name is? His performance in that flick was one of the very worst of all-time. His performance at the beginning of Sin City was godawful as well, but you just threw that one away because he was great in RD and, to a lesser extent, Kill Bill 2. But no longer. The man simply can't act any more.

by Worm » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:15 am

http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/clips/clip ... 202896.php

He told everyone it was going to be a fun stunt. The reason none of them took this as a chance to try to embarrass Boll is lost to me. Also, do people really box with cups?

Uwe is a huge piece of fucking trash. Everything he produces will be trash. It does not take a fucking boxing match to negate this. The guy's entire fucking life is a stunt. It just shows how hollywood is more than willing to scrape along just because some guy works well in their gestalt.

It reminds me of screech playing hard ass on celebrity boxing. Some people just need to be beaten to death, because it would be funny.

Street Fighter director punches out critics

by Lysander » Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:13 am

http://edition.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mov ... index.html

You know what? Good for him. You may have tarnished the art form of porting video games to movies irreversably and make movies that make me want to, coincidentally enough, punch you in the face--but this is exactly the kind of stun that more directors should be pulling. "Oh, you think you can take
me on, tiny-ass little bloGgGGer? Bring it on, bitch!" Don't get me wrong--the other side has that amount of raw asskick and deserved to win, but you gotta give the guy credit for not just holding his own but actually winning 4-0.

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