by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:38 pm
In a world with no emotion, you deal Deuce for a second round pick, take Bush, tell the rest of the NFl to EAT OUR ASS and ride the best talent to come out of the draft since Bruce Smith to a hall of fame career and a Super Bowl Victory in Year Three of the Reggie Bush era.
But Deuce, being from Mississipi, is a huge draw for the Gulf. The team needs him more than he needs the Saints.
And cocksucking GMs with no fucking running game whatsoever (Philly, Frisco, NYJ, etc.) will play it fast and cool and offer a sixth round pick or some stupid shit like that.
So we have to keep Deuce. The Jets probably believe they can get him at #4 (Titans have to go with a QB, don't they?) so they won't deal. The Pack has Gaso and Green coming back, so they don't need him. Trading partners would be the Raiders or Niners, but that's too far down for the Saints to go, right? I hate to say it, but the Texans FUCKED us. We're going to have to pass on Bush and look like idiots when he goes onto the hall of fame and D'Brickashaw bolts for free agency in ...
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... FUCK IT. WE TAKE REGGIE BUSH, RUNNING BACK, CANTON PRO FOOTBALL HALL OF FAAAAAAAAAME!!!!!!
... If *I* were running the team, I mean. And I know that leaves us with huge holes at RT (we move Jamaal Brown over), CB and LB and that will leave for a 4-12 season but Christ, I can do those kind of seasons holding my breath at this point.
In a world with no emotion, you deal Deuce for a second round pick, take Bush, tell the rest of the NFl to EAT OUR ASS and ride the best talent to come out of the draft since Bruce Smith to a hall of fame career and a Super Bowl Victory in Year Three of the Reggie Bush era.
But Deuce, being from Mississipi, is a huge draw for the Gulf. The team needs him more than he needs the Saints.
And cocksucking GMs with no fucking running game whatsoever (Philly, Frisco, NYJ, etc.) will play it fast and cool and offer a sixth round pick or some stupid shit like that.
So we have to keep Deuce. The Jets probably believe they can get him at #4 (Titans have to go with a QB, don't they?) so they won't deal. The Pack has Gaso and Green coming back, so they don't need him. Trading partners would be the Raiders or Niners, but that's too far down for the Saints to go, right? I hate to say it, but the Texans FUCKED us. We're going to have to pass on Bush and look like idiots when he goes onto the hall of fame and D'Brickashaw bolts for free agency in ...
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... [b]FUCK IT.[/b] [b]WE TAKE REGGIE BUSH, RUNNING BACK, CANTON PRO FOOTBALL HALL OF FAAAAAAAAAME!!!!!![/b]
... If *I* were running the team, I mean. And I know that leaves us with huge holes at RT (we move Jamaal Brown over), CB and LB and that will leave for a 4-12 season but Christ, I can do those kind of seasons holding my breath at this point.