by pinback » Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:53 am
It is imperative that the Steelers win, because if they lose again, that one corner of Bill Cowher's scowling mouth is going to drop so low that it will bore into the earth, slipping through crust and mantle like an arrow flying through the air, will reach the molten core of the planet, cool it to a point where it will change Earth's atmospheric properties, and render the planet uninhabitable to any sort of life, plant or animal.
It is imperative that the Steelers win, because if they lose [i]again[/i], that one corner of Bill Cowher's scowling mouth is going to drop so low that it will bore into the earth, slipping through crust and mantle like an arrow flying through the air, will reach the molten core of the planet, cool it to a point where it will change Earth's atmospheric properties, and render the planet uninhabitable to any sort of life, plant or animal.