I just took a club crasker and hooked a long piece of solder thru one of the holes and wired it to my dog's collar so it hung right in front of his nose. He chased it around the kitchen and into the dining room. I laughed and laughed like a monkey. Dog chasing a crasker around the house.
Pretty funny stuff. maybe I should video it and post it somewhere.

I once duct taped a swiffer to my dog and tried to get him to dust the floors. Dint work but it gave me a couple three laughs. See why slave labor never worked out for the south?


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Yeah, it's Christmastime. I just can't work up the bile.

Why the long face, CO?

Heck no!

HEY CO! You... you know... shut up, or something. I guess?

Gor! Right in the MOWF!

Come on, Pinner... you're not going to take that, are you?

the reason you are a horrible failure is that everything you eat or cook is shit.

Raw pasta just doesn't get its due as a crunchy snack treat.