[Bonus JC content] Lysander is a fucking idiot.

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by MasterGrazzt » Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:39 am

I guess Coldplay and SOAD are interchangable, yeah.

by Lysander » Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:31 am

When did I say that I liked Coldplay?

by MasterGrazzt » Wed Dec 14, 2005 7:33 pm

I don't trust the opinions of a guy who likes a band that has a bunch of guys from the ass-end of Europe making monkey noises.

by lys4nd3r » Wed Dec 14, 2005 7:09 pm

Audioslave sucks! I hate you, and I hate the band YOU LIKE!

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:47 pm

So, did you reach a conclusion? Did the new Audioslave suck or rock? Help me out guys lol

by Lysander » Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:58 am

Tragic really... there was some good stuff in it.

I'll miss it.

by pinback » Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:09 pm

Alas, now the thread is over. Now.

by Lysander » Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:47 pm

Yeah... we did some great posts here, us two.

by pinback » Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:14 pm

Lucky twenty-one!
Now the thread is done!

(We really had some fun!)

by Lysander » Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:37 pm

20th post! Made you look, you stupid fuckers! Hah ah hahaaah. Okay, now it's done.

by pinback » Sun Dec 11, 2005 9:16 am

This concludes this thread.

by Lysander » Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:34 pm

pinback wrote:That's okay, not everyone is "musically inclined".
Oh, fuck you. Fuck you for that bit right there, you shithead. You can make fun of me because Lysander is blind LOL!! all you want but for you, the only person on this BBS who's heard me sing, to come on here and say that I am not musically inclined, y'know what just don't. Okay? Don't.
Pinback wrote:You're telling me that in the part directly leading up to "Eat all the grass..." you could not sing "What is in us that turns a deaf ear to the cries of human suffering" at the exact same pace, at the exactly same tone, and have it fit *perfectly*? Are you serious? You can't be serious.
Ah, see, so what you're talking about is one 5-second part of one song lining up with a different five-second part of another song, and then didnt' bother to tell me which ones they were. Also, they're a wole note apart, so forgive me for not immediately entering your brain with my many and varried *mind powers* and figuring out what part you meant that way. That said, I submit this point now that you've clarified oyur position. But all that means is that I add it to my list of repeat chord progressions.
Pinback wrote:Roulette? Roulette, anyone?
Yeah, and Daqrren sounds terrible in it. Of course, Serj doens't, but Serj is an actually good singer. Darren sounds liek he's sucking down SonyBMG's corporate cock while singing the song, which is funny becasue it's exactly what he's doing now. Hense, my point, which is that Darren does not know how to "bring it down." Shit, for all we konw that might have been one of the (what, three?) songs Serj wrote. Or, y'know, Shavo or John. Hey, remember them? Those guys that are in that rock and roll band?
Pinback wrote:Douche, I'm telling you my opinion. My personal taste is part of my opinion. This is how life works.
I dont' have a problem with that. What I have a problem with is you saying "this song sucks," and then when asked to expliin exactly why it sucks, you say "Well, I just dont' like power balads. And that grammatical error just got on my nerves." I dont' like Jemee Hendrics, but I dont' go around saying he sucks. Although maybe I should. If you dont' liek a song, say "I did not like this song." The problem is with you, not hte song. The sooner you admit this, the sooner we can all understand the meaning of life (TM).
Pinback wrote:The chorus has the singers screaming "ASS!!" with increasing intensity. If you believe they were doing this with a straight face, you do not understand anything.
I would counter that if you think that screaming "Ass!" over and over into a microphone is actually funny, then you do not understand how humor works. Which would be quite a shame, really. ON the other hand, I find the image of someone doing that with a serious frown on his face to be quite amusing in and of itself, so win some lose some.
Pinback wrote:Metallica-y is the guitars during the first part of the verses... "Young men standing at the top of their own graves...".
That's not Metallica-y at all. That's more like Green Day-y.
Pinback wrote: Dronic poetic meter is that all the singing in the other part of the verses is done with evenly-spaced iambs, with metronomic regularity. MAY-be YOUR-a SIN-ner MAY-be YOU-de SERVE-to DIE.... That's dronic poetic meter.
Ah, now, this is embarrassing, because I actually have nothing remotely funny to say about this because it's right. So instead I will distract you. Ass. ASS. Ass! ASS!
Pinback wrote:Buttmunch,
Jesus. That's what you've lowered to, now? Calling someone a "buttmunch" over an internet message board because he dared to criticize your making judgements of an entire upcoming album based on a third of one song? The fuck's next, man, are you gonna start telling me I have "fuzzy math"? What happened to the x-reader of Lysander's distilled escence of shit, man? I want that Ben back. Maybe the Zolloft is robbing you of your ability to think up creative insults, in which case, fuck the zolloft, if you can possibly get depressed living where you are now without drugs you don't need drugs, you need a .38-calibur bullet to let someone who actually possesses the capacity to appreciate the good things in life to appreciate your newly-vacated apartment.
Pinback wrote:In a three-minute song, if you don't care for the first minute, that's a THIRD OF THE SONG that you could already do without. If you define liking a song as "being able to pick out a half-second you liked", then I like ALL songs by EVERYBODY.
Hurrah for missing the point. You're assumming that the other two thirds of that song--and, by extention, the rest of the album--is like that first minute that you could do about, and it's all because you're too lazy to actually, gasp, sit at a computer for two more fucking minutes out of oyur oh-so precious important existence and listen to the rest of hte fucking song. Did I roll over in bed and *miss* the part where it became passe to judge only the music you've heard and not what you haven't? Come on, Ben. You're better than this. When did you turn into MTV?
Pinback wrote:I don't understand this at all.
That's okay, some of us are not "musically inclined."

Bahaha! Zing! Oooh man, I got chu theyah!

Okay, actually try, you know, like, listening to the music you play, I know it's this incredibly difficult nad strange concept for peopel to grasp in this day and all, but stick with it here, ya might learn somethin' new. The best example of this is when it gets all quiet and then he yells 'ATTAAAAAACK!" You'll hear his microphone "clip"--IE buzz a little bit, becasue he's too close to it. I mean, its' the kind of thing that they really should have caught before the CD started printing.
Pinback wrote:Here's a hint: "Banana" most likely refers to "penis", and "pie" most likely refers to "vagina".
Fucking snooty bitch, I knew that bit already, it's how that relates to anything else in the song I get confused at. I mean, great' "he said pussy and it didn't get censored, tee hee hee heehehehe," great. But maybe I'm old fashioned here, I just think that it woudl be a great change of pace if being clever like that was actually used for something, rather than just showing off how gods-damned clever they are.

by AArdvark » Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:22 pm

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I see



THE
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by pinback » Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:14 pm

I first got into the band when I heard the song "Toxicity" on the radio, and thought that the singer sounded exactly like Tom Lehrer, except shouting over a metal tune.

I also appreciate their sense of humor about their music. They take a little from metal, a little from middle-eastern restaurant music, a little from this and that... It sounds like they're just having fun. Which I appreciate.

Also, they fucking rock.

Also, the lead singer does an internet radio show with Tom Morello, and anything even remotely connected to Tom Morello is awesome.

by AArdvark » Sat Dec 10, 2005 8:12 pm

I really don't get SOAD. Listened to the album based on the previous back and forth bickering. Yes, i had to download it without any MORAL restraints. then I deleted it. I'm not into that kind of stuff. Some of the lyrics are better than average.; But it's not my cup of tea.
I guess you need to be blind or on zoloft to 'get it'. Maybe I need to be on something to get it, but I doubt it. It's just not for me. thank you two for trying, tho.


THE
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AARDVARK

by pinback » Sat Dec 10, 2005 7:18 pm

Pinback wrote:Also, the chord progression in the break is nearly identical to the one in Sad Statue, which may have been intentional, but sounds lazy more than anything.
I do not hear what you are talking about.
That's okay, not everyone is "musically inclined". You're telling me that in the part directly leading up to "Eat all the grass..." you could not sing "What is in us that turns a deaf ear to the cries of human suffering" at the exact same pace, at the exactly same tone, and have it fit *perfectly*? Are you serious? You can't be serious.
I submit that Darren does not know how to "bring it down." Lost in Hollywood was great, but it's what, teh only song they've managed to pull that off with? Oh, Arials tries, but it also fails.
Roulette? Roulette, anyone?
I didn't like it. It sucks! Yeah, I'm supposed to argue with that.
Douche, I'm telling you my opinion. My personal taste is part of my opinion. This is how life works.
Who said it was funny/ I don't recall that.
The chorus has the singers screaming "ASS!!" with increasing intensity. If you believe they were doing this with a straight face, you do not understand anything.
Pinback wrote:The meat of the tune is pretty good, with a heavy dose of Metallica, mixed with a dronic poetic meter and mandolin ringy-dings.
Jesus, what the fuck did you say? I think that's the most incomprihensible piece of drivvel you've ever written. What's Metallica-y about this, and what does "dronic poetic meter" mean?
Metallica-y is the guitars during the first part of the verses... "Young men standing at the top of their own graves...". Dronic poetic meter is that all the singing in the other part of the verses is done with evenly-spaced iambs, with metronomic regularity. MAY-be YOUR-a SIN-ner MAY-be YOU-de SERVE-to DIE.... That's dronic poetic meter.
Ah--waht is this, now? I remember you saying you were "nonplust" about it in IM. If you're worried about a song not sounding great try loading up a website and letting it sit there for more than a minute and *then* judge how much you like it.
Buttmunch, in a three-minute song, if you don't care for the first minute, that's a THIRD OF THE SONG that you could already do without. If you define liking a song as "being able to pick out a half-second you liked", then I like ALL songs by EVERYBODY.
sound bad on that part and Serj is too close to his microphone. iT's just not very well done.
I don't understand this at all.
I just wish I knew what the hell it meant so I could stop feeling like such a culturally backwards dweeb.
Here's a hint: "Banana" most likely refers to "penis", and "pie" most likely refers to "vagina".

by why am I logged out? » Fri Dec 09, 2005 8:21 pm

When I talk about SOAD, it is the honest, real truth. When I talk about you, I am doing a bit.

by pinback » Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:10 pm

Lysander, were those your honest, straightforward opinions, or did you just write that with the intention of disagreeing vehemently with every part of my original review?

Fine either way, of course, but I want to know whether to respond as if you have told me the truth, or as if you're just doing a bit.

by Worm » Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:27 pm

Roody_Yogurt wrote:Worm, you listened to the Replacements "Stink!" and fell in love, didn't you?
Actually, it was "Dope Smokin Moron".

by Roody_Yogurt » Fri Dec 09, 2005 5:14 pm

Worm, you listened to the Replacements "Stink!" and fell in love, didn't you?

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