Who wants two gray kittens?

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by AArdvark » Sat Sep 17, 2005 7:06 am

What a thread killer THAT was....




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by AArdvark » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:56 pm

sorry about the size...





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by AArdvark » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:53 pm

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by AArdvark » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:18 pm

I bet having to change the litter box in the trunk once a week is a real pain in the ass. Oh wait, DEAD cats! My bust...


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by Dick Cheaney » Wed Sep 14, 2005 10:24 am

Hey Pinback, why don't you use those things to help lower our dependence on foreign oil:
cnn wrote:Inventor fuels car with dead cats

Wednesday, September 14, 2005; Posted: 9:58 a.m. EDT (13:58 GMT)

BERLIN, Germany (Reuters) -- A German inventor has angered animal rights activists with his answer to fighting the soaring cost of fuel -- dead cats.

Christian Koch, 55, from the eastern county of Saxony, told Bild newspaper that his organic diesel fuel -- a homemade blend of garbage, run-over cats and other ingredients -- is a proven alternative to normal consumer diesel.

"I drive my normal diesel-powered car with this mixture," Koch said. "I have gone 170,000 km (106,000 miles) without a problem."

The Web site of Koch's firm, "Alphakat GmbH", says his patented "KDV 500" machine can produce what he calls the "bio-diesel" fuel at about 23 euro cents (30 cents) a liter, which is about one-fifth the price at petrol stations now.

Koch said around 20 dead cats added into the mix could help produce enough fuel to fill up a 50-liter (11 gallon) tank.

But the president of the German Society for the Protection of Animals, Wolfgang Apel, said using dead cats for fuel was illegal.

"There's no danger for cats and dogs in Germany because this practice is outlawed in Germany," Apel told Bild on Wednesday in a story entitled "Can you really make fuel out of cats?"

"We're going to keep an eye on this case," Apel said.

by Worm » Wed Sep 14, 2005 6:30 am

Hey, I found a web comic strip that resembles this thread!

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Just ignore that April O'Neil is buying them dinner and it works.

by Bugs » Tue Sep 13, 2005 8:53 pm

Iorg and Schlomo should be recurring characters on this BBS.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:52 pm

Thank you.

I mean, were the Nazi GAS CHAMBERS "sweet"? I don't recall the whole family moving in there either!

Shlomo: Hey, Iorg, I found a great place ta live.
Oldstein: Schweet! When do we all move in?
Schlmo: You don't. You'll be used to grit the sidewalk
Iorgg: HUH??? QUICK, I'M NOW "PARRISH."

Re: Who wants two gray kittens?

by Worm » Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:24 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Personally, I think that it can't qualify as a "sweet" apartment if you can't take 2/3rds of your family there.
hahahahahahahaahahah

by Knuckles the CLown » Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:56 am

you are going to be moving in three months again (because it's the location that's the problem, not you being an awkward creep) so don't give those cats away yet, maybe in Utah or Florida or whatever better place you go you may be able to have pets.

Re: Who wants two gray kittens?

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Tue Sep 13, 2005 8:28 am

You know what? I probably let my rage at Ben's decision affect my chances at being civil. Let's discuss this rationally.

pinback wrote:Found a really sweet apartment out here, but they don't allow pets. If I end up getting it, then Miles & Maya are gonna end up in a canvas sack with a cinderblock, at the bottom of my bathtub, unless somebody takes them.
Personally, I think that it can't qualify as a "sweet" apartment if you can't take 2/3rds of your family there. I really hope you re-think this, because it reflects poorly on people that ditch their pets at the first opportunity.

Ben, I really hope that you will re-consider. It troubles me that you didn't instantly ignore all places that did not allow pets. You're in "Paradise," right? Come on.... surely Paradise allows pets!

People that ditch their pets just have a ... I don't know... smell about them.

by Guest » Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:21 am

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by co » Mon Sep 12, 2005 8:54 pm

no problem, sorry for the bj comments.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Mon Sep 12, 2005 8:18 pm

CO wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:No, what you do, you FUCKING maggot, is find a different apartment.

Unbelievable.

Hey, why don't you take a drug to stop you from being such a horrible fucking monster?
Thanks, ICJ, for saving me the trouble of doing this. Ben needs to learn that "animewls" are not toys or some sort of prop to help him meet women, like blue lights and ugly fake palm trees.
You weren't hard enough on him the last two years. I am unbanning your IP. I apologize profusely.

by CO » Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:28 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:No, what you do, you FUCKING maggot, is find a different apartment.

Unbelievable.

Hey, why don't you take a drug to stop you from being such a horrible fucking monster?
Thanks, ICJ, for saving me the trouble of doing this. Ben needs to learn that "animewls" are not toys or some sort of prop to help him meet women, like blue lights and ugly fake palm trees.

by Knuckles the CLown » Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:03 am

killing or giving them away, either way he is sparring them a lifetime of anguish.

by AArdvark » Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:25 am

Maybe they will start a campaign: The victims of Pinback relief fund.

Please do not slaughter innocent cats because they do not match the decor at the new apartment.



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by Bugs » Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:47 pm

Here's a little word of advice that might spare you some broken teeth and a shattered jaw in the future: NEVER EVER make a joke with a parent about somebody's doomed kittens.

by pinback » Sun Sep 11, 2005 5:03 pm

Hey, at least I've got the stones to drown the little fuckers. I don't want to inconvenience anyone else.

That's it. The cats die!

by Vitriola » Sun Sep 11, 2005 4:02 pm

Have I mentioned lately that I work at a Humane Society? Where people drop off their pets the minute it gets inconvenient for them? Because they don't think of anyone but themselves and their own ease? Even members of their own family? Which pets are? Have I brought that up at all?

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