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[quote]Armstrong's comment came after Dick Pound, head of the World Anti-Doping Agency, said officials had received the lab results and would review them. Armstrong also said that while Pound might trust the lab that tested the samples, ``I certainly don't.''[/quote]

[quote]Armstrong's comment came after Dick Pound, head of the World Anti-Doping Agency, said officials had received the lab results and would review them.[/quote]

[quote]Armstrong's comment came after Dick Pound, head of the World Anti-Doping Agency[/quote]

[quote]Armstrong's comment came after Dick Pound[/quote]

[quote]came after Dick Pound[/quote]

[quote]Dick Pound[/quote]

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[quote][b][i][size=200][color=yellow]Dick Pound!!!![/color][/size][/i][/b][/quote]

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