Upon retrospect, I like how phpBB cut off my thread title. It makes it seem like I just went berserk there with the lame-ass "Saw" packaging and immediately posted about it on the Internet (which I did).

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[quote="Bugs"]What a dark and gritty review.[/quote]

Yeaaah!!!!! [i]HIGH FIVES!!![i]

I prefer circular saws myself.


I am pumped about this movie. If the USPS would start delivering my mail at a quicker rate then the pony express, I might actually get my Netflix in a timely manner.

I am so pissed, a Saturday night without a horror movie is like a buzz without some pussy.

Robb, you like pussy?

What a dark and gritty review.

I mean WHAT THE FUCK.

The guy responsible for this flick ought to come to my home and DO CHORES for buying this shitty movie. But no! Rather, the fuckin' thing is simply a DVD in a clear plastic box.

What. The. Fuck.

See, there's a social contract, makers of "Saw." I don't pirate your shit off the Internet, you give me a package and box and booklet and so forth. The fuck am I not stealing [i]this[/i] for? Morality? The hell's the morality in dumping something which is inferior to what a child of 10 could do with a Mixonic account?

Unbelievable. Not only will owners of this get shat upon for owning what is largely viewed as a horrible movie (though I loved it), we now get made fun of for owning the barest of the bare when it comes to disc presentation.

"Every puzzle has its pieces" it says. That's the tagline. Apparently "Every DVD has its booklet" or "Every purchase of Saw has its dignity" were rejected early.

[b]0 / 5 stars.[/b]