by Ice Cream Jonsey » Wed Jan 19, 2005 3:04 pm
I have had one team my entire life. You just can't make stuff up. You're the one who took an interest in local sports everywhere you'd ever been in your life.
But here are some picks for you anyway:
NEW ENGLAND VERSUS PITTSBURGH
Pittsburgh. And here's why.
Go to the "Sports Guy's" column on ESPN.com Page 2. ...
... OK, they pulled it. They had a bunch of some of the most hilarious e-mails I've ever seen from New Englanders crying about how nobody thought they could beat the Colts. And now it's not there any more. Whatever.
Pittsburgh 30, New England 21
PHILADELPHIA VERSUS ATLANTA
Atlanta. I just see this as a game where Vick takes his team to the finals and loses, like Iverson with the 76ers. Nobody thought a team could lose four Super Bowls in a row and it happened, I'm sure nobody thought a team could lose four NFC Championships in a row. But they will! Note: I don't much like taking a team that had 8 rushing touchdowns scored against it earlier this years. You know how they have gay stats like "No team that has ever started 1-2-1 has ever gone on to reach the Super Bowl"? I'd like an analysis of two guys running for four TDs each in the same goddamn game against you. Let's talk about that.
Atlanta 13, Philadelphia 3
Now that you've got more content on this subject than you ever thought you'd get, maybe you can travel to your 53rd locale, adopt the local dingo-breeders squad and start chanting, because you're a true fan who catches all their games and had jerseys and knows rosters and has the DB Ticket for them to EAT! THAT! KID!
I have had one team my entire life. You just can't make stuff up. You're the one who took an interest in local sports everywhere you'd ever been in your life.
But here are some picks for you anyway:
[b]NEW ENGLAND VERSUS PITTSBURGH[/b]
Pittsburgh. And here's why.
Go to the "Sports Guy's" column on ESPN.com Page 2. ...
... OK, they pulled it. They had a bunch of some of the most hilarious e-mails I've ever seen from New Englanders crying about how nobody thought they could beat the Colts. And now it's not there any more. Whatever.
[i]Pittsburgh 30, New England 21[/i]
[b]PHILADELPHIA VERSUS ATLANTA[/b]
Atlanta. I just see this as a game where Vick takes his team to the finals and loses, like Iverson with the 76ers. Nobody thought a team could lose four Super Bowls in a row and it happened, I'm sure nobody thought a team could lose four NFC Championships in a row. But they will! Note: I don't much like taking a team that had 8 rushing touchdowns scored against it earlier this years. You know how they have gay stats like "No team that has ever started 1-2-1 has ever gone on to reach the Super Bowl"? I'd like an analysis of two guys running for four TDs each in the same goddamn game against you. Let's talk about that.
[i]Atlanta 13, Philadelphia 3[/i]
Now that you've got more content on this subject than you ever thought you'd get, maybe you can travel to your 53rd locale, adopt the local dingo-breeders squad and start chanting, because you're a true fan who catches all their games and had jerseys and knows rosters and has the DB Ticket for them to EAT! THAT! KID!