[quote]You know nothing about golf[/quote]


Simply put; A nice long walk spoiled by a little white ball.



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[quote="pinback"][quote="surprised"]That's the best retort the "great" Pinback can come up with? Pretty sad.[/quote]

Shut up... idiot.[/quote]
No. . . you shut up. . . loser.[/b]

[quote="surprised"]That's the best retort the "great" Pinback can come up with? Pretty sad.[/quote]

Shut up... idiot.

[quote="pinback"][quote="grammar police"]Who is the idiot?[/quote]

You're feeding me a straight line like that?[/quote]
That's the best retort the "great" Pinback can come up with? Pretty sad.

[quote="grammar police"]Who is the idiot?[/quote]

You're feeding me a straight line like that?

[quote="pinback"]If I may speak for TC2K4 for just a moment: You're an idiot.
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Don't you mean "speak [b]TO[/b] TC2K4"? Who is the idiot? [/b]

If I may speak for TC2K4 for just a moment: You're an idiot.

Tiger won five times last year. Vijay won four. Davis won four. Kenny Perry won 3. A million other people won 2 or 1. You know nothing about golf, and would be better served not even trying to participate in this thread.

Hmm! Compelling! One guy winning all the time!

Just a little message to all those who think ETW is on the slide, that he's not as good anymore, that he's not the #1 player in the world, that Vijay is better, or Ernie is better, or Phil is better, or Davis is better, or any other damn player is better:

[b]SUCK IT.[/b]

Winning his [i]twelfth straight[/i] match play match, and taking home the Match Play Championship title (and $1,200,000) for the second straight year, Tiger Woods showed the world once again that he ain't going anywhere, and if anyone wants to win $0.01 on the PGA Tour, they gotta go through him.

Let's take a look at the statistics so far here in 2004, shall we?

NUMBER OF TOURNAMENTS PLAYED: 4
NUMBER OF TOP TEN FINISHES: 4
NUMBER OF WINS: 1
(NUMBER OF MISSED CUTS, VIJAY, YOU IDIOT): 0

If you're scoring along at home, this is better than anyone else.

And if you're [i]watching[/i] at home, you'll notice that Tiger is hitting irons and putts better than at any time in the last couple years. If he can find a way to keep his drives from going into people's back yards, he will essentially be unbeatable.

THIS HAS BEEN TIGERCAST 2004!!!

See you next week, in Dubai.