Sports Gambling Question.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 8:55 pm

Da King wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I wagered money on those fucking squares as well as who would score the first touchdown. (I ended up with Kevin Dyson, Fucking Munger the Panthers' Shitty TE, Tom Brady and Ricky Proehl. It was random who I got.)

All I did on this Super Bowl was lose money. God dammit.
Dude. If you got Kevin Dyson, you deserved to lose money. He's a fucking Titan.

I didn't pick him. It was randomly selected.

Also! Click on the face for a surprising turn of events! That be some Panther blue y'all!!!!

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by **Da King** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 8:37 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I wagered money on those fucking squares as well as who would score the first touchdown. (I ended up with Kevin Dyson, Fucking Munger the Panthers' Shitty TE, Tom Brady and Ricky Proehl. It was random who I got.)

All I did on this Super Bowl was lose money. God dammit.

Dude. If you got Kevin Dyson, you deserved to lose money. He's a fucking Titan.

by **Da King** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 8:36 pm

SYS-OP wrote:
Da King wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:If you bet "over" on 38 and it's 38 you lost. It ain't "over."

If you bet "under" on 38 and it's 38 you lost. It ain't "under."

I'm glad I was here to help you out on this. There's no push on the over-under.
I'm sorry my friend... but in this case, you are mistaken.
What happens? It's a push?

Correct. Your bet is refunded.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Feb 01, 2004 11:10 pm

pinback wrote:
pinback wrote:If the line is Panthers +7, and the final score is 32 to 29 Pats, who wins? Anybody?
PINBACK WINS.

I hate you. I feel like I got kicked in the gob from someone thousands of miles away.

I wagered money on those fucking squares as well as who would score the first touchdown. (I ended up with Kevin Dyson, Fucking Munger the Panthers' Shitty TE, Tom Brady and Ricky Proehl. It was random who I got.)

All I did on this Super Bowl was lose money. God dammit.

by **pinback** » Sun Feb 01, 2004 9:05 pm

pinback wrote:If the line is Panthers +7, and the final score is 32 to 29 Pats, who wins? Anybody?

PINBACK WINS.

by **SYS-OP** » Fri Jan 30, 2004 4:08 pm

Da King wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:If you bet "over" on 38 and it's 38 you lost. It ain't "over."

If you bet "under" on 38 and it's 38 you lost. It ain't "under."

I'm glad I was here to help you out on this. There's no push on the over-under.
I'm sorry my friend... but in this case, you are mistaken.

What happens? It's a push?

by **Da King** » Fri Jan 30, 2004 3:16 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:If you bet "over" on 38 and it's 38 you lost. It ain't "over."

If you bet "under" on 38 and it's 38 you lost. It ain't "under."

I'm glad I was here to help you out on this. There's no push on the over-under.

I'm sorry my friend... but in this case, you are mistaken.

by **Da King** » Fri Jan 30, 2004 3:15 pm

pinback wrote:If the over/under is 38, and the final score is 21 to 17, who wins? Anybody?

Push. Your bet is refunded.

If the line is Panthers -7, and the final score is 17 to 10 Pats, who wins? Anybody?

Push. Your bet is refunded.

by **Toodles the Gambling Orc** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:05 pm

huk huk

zimmerman, paul states that it will be 27-20 ned England.

huk huk

haw

by **pinback** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 4:48 pm

I have taken the OVER.

I would have taken the UNDER, but the other guy took the UNDER, so that kinda limited my choices.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 2:28 pm

pinback wrote:What if two people bet against each other? "I'll take the over." "Okay, I'll take the under."

Then if it was 38, they BOTH lose, and therefore it would seem to me that it IS a push.

Sure. But the bookie, getting the 38, wins both bets because he's an asshole.

He "cleans up."

He "gets all the moneieis."

He "has to send Guido and Merlot out to break some kneecaps because these fucking degenerates take forever to fucking pay."

He "throttles Benjamin 'Pinback' Parrish for not paying him back soon enough with a tire iron and canvas bag."

Are you thinking of betting on the under? You are, aren't you? Interesting. Very, very interesting. I certainly hope you've thought this through.

by **pinback** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 2:25 pm

What if two people bet against each other? "I'll take the over." "Okay, I'll take the under."

Then if it was 38, they BOTH lose, and therefore it would seem to me that it IS a push.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 2:21 pm

If you bet "over" on 38 and it's 38 you lost. It ain't "over."

If you bet "under" on 38 and it's 38 you lost. It ain't "under."

I'm glad I was here to help you out on this. There's no push on the over-under.

by **pinback** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 2:17 pm

Here we see the wild Ice Cream Jonsey in his native habitat, in which he prefers only to answer 50% of the questions asked in any particular post.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 2:09 pm

If the spread is seven and the team giving the points wins by seven it is a PUSH.

JC FUN GAMBLING FAX: I "pushed" on the Super Bowl a few years back (Rams / Titans).

Not going to happen this year, as I have a bet with none other than the originator of this thread, and New England is going to clobber Carolina by like three touchdowns.

(The line we agreed to was Carolina+7. FOR FUTURE REFERENCE!)

What am I getting when I win, again? $20, was it?

Do you need my address? You can get a head start on sending it through the post.

by **pinback** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 2:04 pm

Err, Panthers PLUS 7, obviously.

by **pinback** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 1:57 pm

If the over/under is 38, and the final score is 21 to 17, who wins? Anybody?

If the line is Panthers -7, and the final score is 17 to 10 Pats, who wins? Anybody?

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