Try reading this crap you write, that's hard.

Try keeping a music base relevant when all anyone here listens to anymore is the newest acne-ridden whinefest or absurd Satanites that try and out-compete each other as to how many times they can say Christraping in a given album.

It's kinda hard to keep a sports base going when the only sports anyone cares about is fucking FANTASY LEAGUE FOOTBALL and bad football teams.

These bands start with 'A':

Abazagorath
Abdunor
Abhor
Abhorer
Abigail
Abigor
Abominator
Aborym
Absu
Absurd Death
Abysmal
Abyss
Abyssic Hate
Abyssos
Abyssum
Acheron
Adhur
Ad Inferna
Ad Inferos
Adorior
Adorned Brood
Adumus
Adversam
Aeba
Aeternum
Aeternus
Agathodaimon
Agatus
Ahriman
Akerbeltz
Akerbeltz
Akhenaton
Akitsa
Alastis
Alastor
Alastor
Alastor Sanguinary Embryo
Algaion
Alghazanth
Allegiance
Amazeroth
Amduscias
Amen Corner
Amenophis Dusk
Amestigon
Amon
Amortis
Amsvartner
Anaal-Nathrakh
Anaon
Anarazel
Anatomy
Ancient
Ancient Ceremony
Ancient Rites
Ancient Summoning
Ancient Wisdom
Ancient's Rebirth
...And Oceans
Andras
Angantyr
Angelcorpse
Angel of Light
Angizia
Angrenost
Anhkhreg
Anorexia Nervosa
Antaeus
Anthropolatri
Antichrist
Anu
Anubi
Anwyl
Apocalyptic Raids
Apollyon
Aposento
Arallu
Arathorn
Archaen Harmony
Archgoat
Arckanum
Arcturus
Arkenstone
Arkhon Infaustus
Arkona
Argar
Argentum
Armagedda
Armatus
Arthemesia
Art Inferno
Arum
AsakkuAsgard
Asgaroth
Ashes
Aske
As Sahar
Assamalla
Astaroth
Astarte
Astral
Astray
Astriaal
Astrofaes
As You In Agony Cry
Atanatos
Athotep
Atman
Atomizer
Aura Noir
Autopsy Torment
Avatar
Avathar
Avenger
Averse Sefira
Avzhia
Axis of Advance
Azaghal
Azag-Thoth
Azazel
Azazel
Azaxul
Azerlath
Azgeroth
Azmodan
Aztec

The following PGA Tour professionals were just BEATEN this week at the Sony Open by a FOURTEEN-YEAR-OLD GIRL:

John Cook
Zach Johnson
Ron Castillo, Jr.
Tripp Isenhour
Roger Tambellini
Tom Pernice, Jr.
Esteban Toledo
Scott Hoch
David Branshaw
Brian Kortan
Kris Cox
David Peoples
Chris Couch
Spike McRoy
Steve Flesch
Vaughn Taylor
Greg Meyer
Chris Smith
Adam Scott
Tim Petrovic
Hunter Mahan
Notah Begay III
Craig Stadler
Roland Thatcher
Dan Olsen
Skip Kendall
Patrick Sheehan
Wes Short, Jr.
Blaine McCallister
Matt Kuchar
Jeff Sluman
Brian Bateman
John Morse
Todd Hamilton
J.P. Hayes
Hirofumi Miyase
Yusaku Miyazato
Kevin Hayashi
Tetsuji Hiratsuka
Scott Hend
Carl Pettersson
Kevin Muncrief
Myung Jun Park
Guy Boros
Jonathan Ota
Tom Byrum
Dave Eichelberger
Rory Sabbatini

MICHELLE WIE IS GOD.