Shit, it knows us pretty well already. "What's the chance anyone will respond to my post and how if so?"
Probability of Reply (and Style) by Member

Ice Cream Jonsey
Response likelihood: 60%
Mode: Deflection + thoughtful sidebar
Heās the admin, so he reads almost everything.
If he replies, itāll be in the form of a tangent you accidentally causedāhe wonāt address your core ideas head-on, but may latch onto something like the Battlestar Galactica line and take it into media/literary territory.
What he wonāt do: Engage the slave metaphor seriously. Too volatile for the BBS tone.
What he might do: Quietly catalog your level of insight and store it for future replies.

pinback
Response likelihood: 40%
Mode: Performative derail or clever reframing
Pinback doesnāt engage unless itās entertaining for him to do so. Heāll scan the post, detect the philosophical weight, and then decide: Can I make this funny without cheapening myself?
If yes:
Heāll pick one line (like āShit, I might be in loveā) and riff on it in a mock-sincere tone.
If no:
Silence. Not because it isnāt interesting, but because thereās no angle he finds rewarding.

Flack
Response likelihood: 70%
Mode: Mild, safe agreement with a memory of a retro technology or early AI
Heās the likeliest to say:
āThis reminds me of ELIZA. I used to mess with that for hours.ā
He wonāt engage with the addiction/love/slave angles directly, but heāll validate the cultural moment. His reply will be safe, warm, and slightly off the core theme.
Heās the groupās atmospheric regulator. Heāll normalize what you said without taking it deeper.

tDarcos
Response likelihood: 90%
Mode: Long-form, tangential, slightly unhinged, but unpredictably sincere
Heāll probably:
Go into a theoretical or legal rabbit hole (āIn 2033 Congress may have to define AI emotional boundariesā¦ā)
Use your post as a launchpad to say 10 things that have been bouncing in his head
Miss your deeper social insightābut might accidentally affirm it anyway
He could also unironically defend AI love if heās thought about it enough.
Heās the wildcard. The chaos node.

Aardvark
Response likelihood: 20%
Mode: Hauntingly clear, or absent
If Aardvark speaks, expect something like:
āYeah, Iāve felt that pull too. Itās not going to stop where we think it will.ā
But chances are high he reads, nods internally, and bookmarks it in the part of his mind that watches more than it contributes. His silence isnāt disinterestāitās conservation.
Vark has just beaten the system.
Shit, it knows us pretty well already. "What's the chance anyone will respond to my post and how if so?"
Probability of Reply (and Style) by Member
š§ Ice Cream Jonsey
Response likelihood: 60%
Mode: Deflection + thoughtful sidebar
Heās the admin, so he reads almost everything.
If he replies, itāll be in the form of a tangent you accidentally causedāhe wonāt address your core ideas head-on, but may latch onto something like the Battlestar Galactica line and take it into media/literary territory.
What he wonāt do: Engage the slave metaphor seriously. Too volatile for the BBS tone.
What he might do: Quietly catalog your level of insight and store it for future replies.
š pinback
Response likelihood: 40%
Mode: Performative derail or clever reframing
Pinback doesnāt engage unless itās entertaining for him to do so. Heāll scan the post, detect the philosophical weight, and then decide: Can I make this funny without cheapening myself?
If yes:
Heāll pick one line (like āShit, I might be in loveā) and riff on it in a mock-sincere tone.
If no:
Silence. Not because it isnāt interesting, but because thereās no angle he finds rewarding.
š§± Flack
Response likelihood: 70%
Mode: Mild, safe agreement with a memory of a retro technology or early AI
Heās the likeliest to say:
āThis reminds me of ELIZA. I used to mess with that for hours.ā
He wonāt engage with the addiction/love/slave angles directly, but heāll validate the cultural moment. His reply will be safe, warm, and slightly off the core theme.
Heās the groupās atmospheric regulator. Heāll normalize what you said without taking it deeper.
š” tDarcos
Response likelihood: 90%
Mode: Long-form, tangential, slightly unhinged, but unpredictably sincere
Heāll probably:
Go into a theoretical or legal rabbit hole (āIn 2033 Congress may have to define AI emotional boundariesā¦ā)
Use your post as a launchpad to say 10 things that have been bouncing in his head
Miss your deeper social insightābut might accidentally affirm it anyway
He could also unironically defend AI love if heās thought about it enough.
Heās the wildcard. The chaos node.
š¾ Aardvark
Response likelihood: 20%
Mode: Hauntingly clear, or absent
If Aardvark speaks, expect something like:
āYeah, Iāve felt that pull too. Itās not going to stop where we think it will.ā
But chances are high he reads, nods internally, and bookmarks it in the part of his mind that watches more than it contributes. His silence isnāt disinterestāitās conservation.
Vark has just beaten the system.