by Tdarcos » Sat Apr 29, 2023 12:20 pm
Mama Blue wrote: Sat Apr 29, 2023 9:56 am
So he types
'"Can I come over baby?"
That was the clean version.
In the story that I have posted here, one of the ways that can be described as "Sometimes he'd meet a nice lady, and invite her to come up to his room. Emphasis on the "come" of course."
Or I could just say that he offered an explanation of what he planned to do, in explicit and graphic detail, some of which you would be very interested in experiencing.
I do get the idea.
Mama Blue wrote: Sat Apr 29, 2023 9:56 am
And I reply
"In a little while,
I have to clean my "poom"
It's a real mess."
I'll give you two stories. A woman asked her husband to come home for lunch, then proceeded to tell him, in intimate details, what she expected him to do instead of eating, or rather, instead of eating
food, you know, like what the Big Bad Wolf planned to do to Miss Little Red Riding Hood. Okay, so she hits "send" then realizes she just sent it to her daughter because she selected the wrong recipient.
Second story. An American is visiting London and meets a quite pretty British lass, and they get deep into conversation. Nothing major, just a friendly chat. So he asks if it's okay to take her out on a date. Her face brightens, she smiles and says, "Oh sure! Here's my number. When you get the chance, you can knock me up sometime." In British slang, "knock me up' means "call me on the phone."
[quote="Mama Blue" post_id=137207 time=1682787360 user_id=2759]
So he types
'"Can I come over baby?"
That was the clean version.[/quote]
In the story that I have posted here, one of the ways that can be described as "Sometimes he'd meet a nice lady, and invite her to come up to his room. Emphasis on the "come" of course."
Or I could just say that he offered an explanation of what he planned to do, in explicit and graphic detail, some of which you would be very interested in experiencing.
I do get the idea.
[quote="Mama Blue" post_id=137207 time=1682787360 user_id=2759]
And I reply
"In a little while,
I have to clean my "poom"
It's a real mess."
[/quote]
I'll give you two stories. A woman asked her husband to come home for lunch, then proceeded to tell him, in intimate details, what she expected him to do instead of eating, or rather, instead of eating [i]food[/i], you know, like what the Big Bad Wolf planned to do to Miss Little Red Riding Hood. Okay, so she hits "send" then realizes she just sent it to her daughter because she selected the wrong recipient.
Second story. An American is visiting London and meets a quite pretty British lass, and they get deep into conversation. Nothing major, just a friendly chat. So he asks if it's okay to take her out on a date. Her face brightens, she smiles and says, "Oh sure! Here's my number. When you get the chance, you can knock me up sometime." In British slang, "knock me up' means "call me on the phone."