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Re: The Magnolia Files

by pinback » Sun Dec 08, 2019 7:53 pm

Today is the 20th anniversary of the release of Magnolia. It is still my favorite movie. It is still the most important work of art that has ever touched my life.

And I still come off horribly in this whole thread. What an embarrassment.

Hey, we were all young once. Where's that apology template?

by ChainGangGuy » Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:45 pm

pinback wrote:How fitting we would be lamenting Blackman, on this, the week of MLK's birthday.
This is your week, Blackman.

Enjoy it.

by pinback » Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:48 am

Boy, was this an unpleasant thread. What the hell was the matter with me?

by pinback » Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:31 am

How fitting we would be lamenting Blackman, on this, the week of MLK's birthday.

by ChainGangGuy » Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:21 am

My time here is limited, but I wanted to come here today to wish everyone a very merry Magnolia Day. =)

Many Magnolia blessings to you and yours!

This is a very special day, friends. I really feel strongly about this. I just wish... I just wish Jason Robards, Henry Gibson, and Jeremy Blackman's acting career could be here to see all this.

by pinback » Mon Aug 30, 2004 4:09 pm

Lysander wrote:It was a "real" review of Magnolia. And it was good. Goddammit, and now I'll have to write it all out again.
You're never actually going to do this, are you?

BTW, I watched it again last night/this morning SOBER for the first time. I was afraid it wouldn't be as good.

It was.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sun Aug 29, 2004 10:31 pm

pinback wrote:You know what I give your post? I give it THUMBS DOWN. I'm going to go ahead and hold my THUMB DOWN right here in front of me for the rest of the day, and you'll know that I'm out there doing it, and that if thumbs pointing DOWN could actually be pointing AT someone, it would be pointing DOWN... at YOU.
Yeah, well, you'd be surprised how effective that can be when used appropriately.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sun Aug 29, 2004 10:29 pm

Lysander wrote:Okay, movie over.

I...

I don't know, man.

I mean, it's good.

No question about that, it's good.

But it's not "brain-shattering."
For what it's worth, in a lot of the movie what people were saying was in direct opposition to what was being depicted visually on the screen.

HTH! HAND!

by Lysander » Sun Aug 29, 2004 3:05 pm

It was a "real" review of Magnolia. And it was good. Goddammit, and now I'll have to write it all out again.

by pinback » Sun Aug 29, 2004 1:44 pm

Reader's Digest it for us.

by Lysander » Sun Aug 29, 2004 12:44 pm

PHPBB ate this post.

by pinback » Sun Aug 29, 2004 7:55 am

Lysander wrote:And the nurse is a gigantic pulsating vagina. I understand that it has immense personal value for you
Why don't you go ahead and celebrate Saint Suck My Big Fat Fucking Sausage.
But you shouldn't expect other people to feel the same way just because the movie is awesome.
"I'm not sure I hear a question in there." - F. T. J. M.

That's your review? Your review of the movie is that this thread (up until the point that Jack Straw started trying to ruin it intentionally) is stupid? You sat there for three hours and eight minutes, and the best thing you can rally yourself to come on here and post about it is that "Ben is immature"?

You know what I give your post? I give it THUMBS DOWN. I'm going to go ahead and hold my THUMB DOWN right here in front of me for the rest of the day, and you'll know that I'm out there doing it, and that if thumbs pointing DOWN could actually be pointing AT someone, it would be pointing DOWN... at YOU.

That was definitely the "The Crow" of posts. Overhyped, lots of sanctimonious dribbling, and really really weak underneath.

by Lysander » Sat Aug 28, 2004 10:56 pm

Exactly. Well, it'd be like that if I was completely new at Chess--that is to say, if I didn't even know how to play the game. I'm rying to get as much out of the movie itself as I can without asking anyone else to interprit for me. I wanna work all this out for myself, you see. Anyway, I'm all done now.

Okay, Pinner. Since it's obvious that no one else is interested in talking about Magnolia, I will do this with you, in this very thread. It's abou the content, Pinback. It's about the content.

So. Movie impressions.

This is, most deffinetly, on my top list of movies. it's a moving work of art and a just excellent overall, a vivid example of how things can go so horribly, horribly wrong in today's society. Furthermore, I would go so far as saying that the movie pulls off what Sarandipity was trying to do, only in this case Magnolia succeeds with it far better than that movie did, for a morass of reasons I will get into if desired.

However. I really can't say that it affected me personally that much at all. For one reason it's because I just couldn't quite get into the"zone" where you are looking for symbolism with your own life when I was watching Magnolia, probably because I don't resemble, like, anyone in the movie, but also because--well, that's it exactly, I just touched upon it again. I don't have any of the problems that anyone else does in the movie. I think I've never cheated on anyonee, I don't have cancer and I don't take drugs. That's basically it. Those are the three big problems that everyone except for the nurse and Jim (as far as we can tell) have. But even those two characters are not much like me at all. Jim's somewhat thick-heraded, especially for an LA cop. And the nurse is a gigantic pulsating vagina. I understand that it has immense personal value for you, and that's fine. But screeching endlessly for months because other people don't have the same emotional experience while you watch the movie is kind of, I don't know, immature. I mean, that's what the word means, personal. It works for you. You can't expect taht anyone who watches the movie will have a profound experience watching the movie, because every person is different. People have different problems, diferent passions, different oppinions. And while I agree that anyone who thinks Magnolia is crap is watching the movie with his eyes scotch-taped shut, that doesn't mean that everyone--or, even, anyone--that you ask about it will have had a "moment" about it, because to some people it just doesn't apply.

Here, I'll take an example from my own life, since talking about personal experiences kind of demands that you get personal. Adam Cadre's Ready, Okay. I know that a whole bunch of people claim to be the main character of books they read, but to me, Alan Mockery *is* *me*. I had Echo for a sister, too, although in truth it would be Echo's number-multiplying trick fused into the head of Peggy Kailan. I have a stepdad like Bobbo. Nearly everyone I know in high school has at least characteristics that are dead ringers for those from other characters in RO. (Yes, even Sarah and Carver Fringie. Unfortunately.) So RO interacts with me on a very personal level, and it is that reason why I have, just the way you have with Magnolia, only read it three times so as o not spoil the effect of the book. And yet, even though I( have only read it three times, I have already committed to memory entire swaths of it. If I started quoting the book I probably wouldn't stop until page 50 or so. I've handed the book around to various friends of mine (one of whom, a frighteningly intelligent girl who is frightening because even though she is so intelligent she is still a Carver Fringie victem, has had the book for five months and refuses to give it back because she loves it so much) and they all enjoy it a whole hell of a lot, and they draw the paralels between the book and their own lives just as easily as I do. But I wouldn't go giving this book to just anyone and expecting them to be personally effected by it. I mean, I'd ask people what they thought, but I wouldn't expect them to have a catharsass about it. That's because it doesn't speak to *them* the way it does to me. Magnolia speaks to you, Ben. And that is excellent. Finding things that can move you so deeply is one of the great treasures of life, after all. But you shouldn't expect other people to feel the same way just because the movie is awesome.

by pinback » Sat Aug 28, 2004 7:30 pm

Well, I don't know why you'd choose to take the time to read the entire script, when you have a resource like myself, the world's foremost expert on all things Magnolia, at your disposal.

It's like saying, "Hey, Kasparov, can you hand me that copy of Chess For Dummies over there? Thanks, Gar."

by Lysander » Sat Aug 28, 2004 7:10 pm

(thread-reading complete) Nothing, really. I just got a flashback to the "army of love" days and thought I'd say it, just so that it was, somewhere on the internet, said.)

by pinback » Sat Aug 28, 2004 6:31 pm

Lysander wrote:Pinner, Frank T.J. Mackie is an asshole. If you live your life like he suggests then you deserve to get left.
What are you talking about?

When did I say I was going to live my life like he suggests?

When did I "get left"?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???

Needs more Reality Check.

by Lysander » Sat Aug 28, 2004 6:13 pm

Okay, movie over.

I...

I don't know, man.

I mean, it's good.

No question about that, it's good.

But it's not "brain-shattering."

But!

I think that most of this is due to confusion as to what was actually happening on my part as opposed to any problems with the movie--which, naturally, is my problem.

SO!

I am going to read the rest of this thread, and then I am going to read the script. And then I will come back here and write up a real review of this thing.

Oh, one last thing, before I go:

Pinner, Frank T.J. Mackie is an asshole. If you live your life like he suggests then you deserve to get left.

by pinback » Sat Aug 28, 2004 4:18 pm

I just request a banning of Reality Check. Sullying this classic thread with that sort of thing. Shameful.

by Lysander » Sat Aug 28, 2004 2:59 pm

I request a banning of Reality Check until such times as he can come back and post in a manner befitting a true "reality check."

by Reality Check » Sat Aug 28, 2004 2:22 pm

Lysander wrote:Heeeeeey, guess what I'm watchin' right nooooowww?
Oh great! Lysander is so excited to be watching tron that he had to take time to find an old thread about tron to let us all know about it. Thanks, Lysander.

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