Vs. Hot Wiccan Redhead, Pt. II

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 12:12 pm

I liked it better when we were all talking about Banzai Bug. =(

by **bruce** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:50 am

Whoa.

Did VItriola hit it with Robb? Way to go guys! But wouldn't it have been easier to do it in LV?

by **pinback** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 10:56 pm

Whoa! Who is this now? I dunno, but here's something I do know, which is:

BEST OF JC!!!

by **Teufel ZeKK** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 10:43 pm

Vitriola wrote:

I called you. I called you and yelled into the phone for like 2 minutes while you said Hello? Hello?

GET A REAL PHONE. AND WHY THE HELL DID YOU CALL AT 4:37 IN THE MORNING, ANYWAY?

Yes, and when I called you back not even two minutes afterwards, I got Robb's voice mail, so as far as shitty phones go, takes one to know one. And I called at 4:37 in the morning because you hadn't called and I was worried. Sue me.

addendum: do not ever take a Xanax, 4 flexorils or whatever they're called, 2 ibuprofin and a Budweiser on the same day. While the pain is gone, I am not convinced I'm actually alive right now.

And this after I tell you not to drink with those damn meds, hope you got enough for the trip home, or you going to blow some businessman at the airport for enough alcohol to get you on the plane?

Also, can you call HWR for me and ask her if she likes me? I mean, don't tell her I told you to call, just call as if you were just wondering. Or, could you pass her a note for me?

DO YOU LIKE ME?

YES NO

(circle one)

I'm wearing her belt to the Arch Enemy/Black Dahlia Murder/Hate Eternal/Evergrey show tonight.

She's going to have to ask me reeeeaaaaaal nice if she ever wants it back.

Lemme give that one two minutes of thought here, NO! I am not your secretary, nor your housekeeper, nor your friend it seems anymore, so do your own dirty work from now on.

by **Vitriola** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 3:00 pm

Also, can you call HWR for me and ask her if she likes me? I mean, don't tell her I told you to call, just call as if you were just wondering. Or, could you pass her a note for me?

DO YOU LIKE ME?

YES NO

(circle one)

I'm wearing her belt to the Arch Enemy/Black Dahlia Murder/Hate Eternal/Evergrey show tonight.

She's going to have to ask me reeeeaaaaaal nice if she ever wants it back.

by **Vitriola** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 2:53 pm

I called you. I called you and yelled into the phone for like 2 minutes while you said Hello? Hello?

GET A REAL PHONE. AND WHY THE HELL DID YOU CALL AT 4:37 IN THE MORNING, ANYWAY?

addendum: do not ever take a Xanax, 4 flexorils or whatever they're called, 2 ibuprofin and a Budweiser on the same day. While the pain is gone, I am not convinced I'm actually alive right now.

by **Teufel ZeKK** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 4:20 am

Here's an update for you, Vitriola is off trolling in Colorado.

::Insert mischevious snickers here::

I'd say HWR has taken a definite #2 priority at the moment. Especially seeing as she can't be bothered to update her own thread. Leaving her "glorified-cat-and-truck sitter" to do it for her.

So let's all post a thread niting and picking about what she's up to in Colorado, because she ain't returnin my calls. And last I heard they were looking for the address to a strip club called Saturday's. Let's hope they all had fun, cause I'm about to start burning her belongings in the order of most dear to her every hour until I hear from her. And yes, her cats are One, Two, and Three on the list.

[x] Disable guilt trips in this post

by **bruce** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 7:41 am

Hey, any update here?

Bruce

by **Jethro Q. Walrustitty** » Fri Aug 29, 2003 8:08 am

"Buy film"? Huh?

I don't understand this concept.

Geez, V, the whole point of digital cameras is to take pics of chicks. Anyone who says otherwise is a damned dirty liar. And an ape. So leave the SLR at home and grab your digital. Don't have one? Get one. Hell, the cost of her phone bill would pay for an extremely nice one, or two pretty damn good ones, or four basic but decent ones, or eight cheap shit glorified webcams.

Spin the wheel... spin the wheel.

by **Vitriola** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 6:44 pm

Well, if the excuse of her new $400 phone bill was good enough of a reason that she couldn't pay for me to go, then I guess it's a good enough reason why her phone isn't functioning at this moment, and why she hasn't called. I was actually going to take a pic at the Type O concert of her, but forgot to buy film. Which is good, because if I had remembered, somebody wouldn't have been able to get a ticket at the door when we found out they jacked the price by $4 the night of.

by **Bob Green** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 4:49 pm

I DEMAND IT!

by **pinback** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 3:10 pm

I believe that this entire story is fictitious, and that this entire thread is therefore fraudulent.

by **Vitriola** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 3:02 pm

No, she didn't call me. Yes, I could have called her, but I was too busyt slipping into oblivion on children's cold medicine. I will call her today. Just for you, Bruce. Just for the Content. Because girls think it's sexy to talk dirty to them sounding all nasally.

Hold on, I'm actually going to call her right now... for the Content, of course.

Her phone is off. I'll try again later.

by It » Thu Aug 28, 2003 10:44 am

Ouch! Stop hitting me, you fucker!

OK, I'm being hit!* Are you happy now???

Retards.

* this does not imply that Vitriola had sex with her dreamboat

by **bruce** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 9:31 am

Vitriola wrote:But, we're still going to watch anime on Wednesday.

<i><b>Did you hit it?</b></i>

Bruce

by **groucho** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 2:56 pm

Didn't mention it as I don't want to give the impression that I'm busy trawling for users.

Just saying that there is a good amount of Japanimation talk going on over there.

www.groucho.org, baby.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 8:44 am

Jethro Q. Walrustitty wrote:If you're into that sort of thing, BTW, there's a fairly active message base dedicated to that over on... well, you know. I personally can't stand the stuff (gimme live-action Japanese movies - Versus, Ichi the Killer, Evil Dead Trap, Tetsuo, etc - any day) but a few of my users are really into it.

You can say the name of your BBS for Christ's sake. Remember, I don't think that trying to combine these two usergroups is a particularly wise thing, but you don't have to not mention the URL for your BBS.

by **Jethro Q. Walrustitty** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 8:19 am

Gentlemen. Picture, if you will, this same situation... but that V is actually a male.

He's chasing a chick (who's got a bigger beard than Grizzly friggin' Adams), is teased mercilessly by her, then goes out and calls another friend four times in one night when he's out with her. He also pays his way into a concert that he expects to not enjoy, and in fact, ends up hating.

Just picture the sort of taunts that would be flying.

Anyways, it looks to me like V is whipped to multiple people. Regardless, there's not much excuse for this alternate-reality chick, who is clearly a few tarot cards short of a full deck, to have not made like the guy from Korn and stuck her hand down her pants and tickler her muffstache.

Watching cartoons together, eh? Make sure they're heavy on the tentacles, that'll get her hot. Under any circumstance, if it's just the two of you, at your apartment, and you don't fuck her... well, then, you ought to be ashamed of yourself and should go join a nunnery. Make sure you've got plenty of charged batteries ready to go.

If you're into that sort of thing, BTW, there's a fairly active message base dedicated to that over on... well, you know. I personally can't stand the stuff (gimme live-action Japanese movies - Versus, Ichi the Killer, Evil Dead Trap, Tetsuo, etc - any day) but a few of my users are really into it.

by **AArdvark** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 4:18 pm

In my ongoing attampt to piss off AARDVAAAARKK

With content like this? This is great! the repartee is Killing me Just KILLING me!

Let me nutshell this, just for my own amusement...

* So hot redheadded wiccan divinatin' meth loopy chick wants you as much as you want her, but she is playing diffuclt to get.

* You just met her along with a few others at a bar with a pool table (this seems to somewhat close to Jonsey as long distance cell phone charges are expensive) call him 4 four times for ambiguous reasons...

* engage in a variety of social activities, but at no time actually 'make a move'. Curious, captian.

Well, you are just gonna have to take the plunge* and stick your tounge down her throat. That is if you are still talking to her. The WORST that can happen is she gets all bent at you and everyone here makes humorous jokes at your expense. The world wont stop spinning or anything.

THE
JUST DO IT
AARDVARK

* the term 'strap-on' comes to mind somehow....

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