[quote="pinback"]I feel akin to a small, slimy, retarded snail, worthlessly affixed to the keel of the S. S. FAGOIT, as ICJ confidently captains us along the rocky swells of the Content Sea.[/quote]

D'you see? DO YOU SEE? This is what I have to ensure that I can match up to. Instead, I will post some of what Worm and I talk about on ICQ.

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I *AM* The Law! (06:09 PM) : There were two people playing it at the CGE on real mats, and then there was one kid who was behind them and to the right a little bit who was "playing" as well. He was just looking at the screen and dancing where the spots on the pad would be if he were on a pad.

Worm (06:09 PM) : It's called "shadowing".

I *AM* The Law! (06:10 PM) : Ahh... didn't realize this was a common occurance.

Worm (06:11 PM) : Very actually.

I *AM* The Law! (06:12 PM) : Where the DDR machine is in the mall at Longmont, it's up against a glass wall, so you'd have to shadow outside the store itself and in the mall corridor.

Worm (06:13 PM) : Hah! DDR just eats up money. I'd say it takes a good twenty-forty bucks a week to get very good.

Worm (06:13 PM) : Then some asian girl shows up and kicks your ass.

I *AM* The Law! (06:13 PM) : ^__^

Worm (06:16 PM) : Not to be rascist. Do you agree that asain kids and adults in an arcade have a responsibility to play well?

Worm (06:16 PM) : At least in fighting games and such.

I *AM* The Law! (06:16 PM) : A responsibility? Well, yes. To the Emperor.

I *AM* The Law! (06:17 PM) : I mean, it's no coincidence that there is no English word for "Seppuku."
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This is absurd. ICJ has been so flaming (but not in a gay way) (much) hot on this BBS as of late that I feel akin to a small, slimy, retarded snail, worthlessly affixed to the keel of the S. S. FAGOIT, as ICJ confidently captains us along the rocky swells of the Content Sea.

We bow you you, ICJ. We also double over in pain to you, ICJ, because we haven't had a decent bowel movement in two days and we think things are starting to back up in there.

Recently I have been communicating with three people at various lengths.

1. Benjamin "Pinback" Parrish. Who has been on a roll in e-mail and on this BBS lately, the likes of which I am not fit to respond to.

2. Vitriola. Who has been on a roll on the phone and on this BBS lately, the likes of which I am not fit to respond to.

3. Fussbett Sanitario, who I don't think any of you know, but who is responsible for [url=http://www.caltrops.com/review0016.php]this[/url], [url=http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=19394]this[/url], and [url=http://www.caltrops.com/review0007.php]this[/url]. I am supposed to get instructions from him in a bit on how to run around some things on another site.

You fucking people are "on" all the time and it is very intimidating. I can't keep up. I have taken to concentrating hard on these three interactions and letting the rest of them go.