I want to make a fighting game.

by **Vitriola** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 4:08 pm

When I got back from Vegas, my then-boyfriend's 3 year old daughter gave me a Sonic the Hedgehog stuffed animal. He gave me the pack of Iraqui Freedom playing cards I've been wanting. Jesus, Jonsey, are you like my body double or something?

Of course, I, being the one that actually travelled somewhere, didn't bring anyone anything. I figured it was enough that I wasn't going to kill him for overinflating my tires and nearly killing me on the way there.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 3:53 pm

Worm wrote:Go back to fucking SA.

You know I consider you both my Content Sons, but -- Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!

Sorry.

Cthlulu is the only thing, ever, that has ever lived up to its hype. Ever. Go throw that word into Google Image Search, buddy.

I really need to get one of those Cthlulu plushies that you sometimes find on eBay. It'd be worth having children, just to give it something like that.

JC FUN FAX: I was hanging around a chick for a while once who had a daughter. Said kid had a birthday, I felt that I could at least bring over a gift or a toy or something. I mean, you know kids. So I grabbed one of those Sonic the Hedgehog things for her. (This was all before the official Mister Mucous Bib, of course, which would probably be the best bet these days.)

JC FUN FAX #2: Someone has purchased the Mister Mucous bib. Holy cow. Thank you, whoever you are. I hope it was a quality product that you ended up getting.

by **Worm** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 3:40 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Do you have access to Photoshop?

Yes!

Lysander wrote:I demand that there will be a facehugger from Aliens, Cthulhu, and Agent Smith in the game. That is what I demand.

Face Hugger ... wouldn't work. I don't know what a fucking Cthulhu is and am tired of people mentioning it. Agent Smith? Go back to fucking SA.

by **Lysander** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 1:37 pm

I demand that there will be a facehugger from Aliens, Cthulhu, and Agent Smith in the game. That is what I demand.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 12:32 am

Do you have access to Photoshop?

by **Worm** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 11:00 pm

I meant fighters there. Not shooters.

Well, the ones they mentioned. John Rocker and such. Anyone have suggestions on how I draw sprites?

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 4:17 pm

Worm wrote:Though I simply hate the idea of having no life bars ... rather having a bar that goes up and that person gets to kill whomever he feels like. I prefer 2D shooters.

Ah. Anyway, which characters are you considering putting into this game of yours?

by **Worm** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 3:01 pm

Though I simply hate the idea of having no life bars ... rather having a bar that goes up and that person gets to kill whomever he feels like. I prefer 2D shooters.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 2:11 pm

I take it that anyone will be able to fight anyone else, but I presume you are more-or-less going with the following, right?

Edgar Allan Poe vs Poe (the musician)
Larry King vs Bob Green
Roody the Godless Soviet vs the Scent of Failure v4.20
Molly Muffsweet vs the Battle Raper

What other ones did you decide on? Also, I noticed this when I went and re-read this thread:

Worm wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Someone needs to license the "Thrill Kill" engine and make this a reality.
I'd much rather just use M.U.G.E.N and make a Punch & Kick game that use that terrible engine.

Did you just diss Thrill Kill & the Thrill Kill engine, you silly bastard? What's your problem with the Thrill Kill engine? I thought it was fantastic. I mean, it's a fighting engine and all, it's not going to be able to depict blood on the roof of the Sistine Chapel, but I didn't think it was bad enough to be called terrible. Elucidate your thoughts, Montressor!

by **WO rm** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 2:05 pm

okay, now I want pictures of your respective suggested characters!

by **James Bond** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 8:20 pm

For the record, I would pay to see that fight.

by **looper** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 7:47 pm

Violet wrote:Care Bears.

In this vein...

Gummy Bears.

Also, My Little Pony. Especially My Little Pony.

My Little Pony

vs

George W.

FIGHT!!!

by **Larry King** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 7:13 pm

I still will not give it to you.

by **Violet** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 7:01 pm

Care Bears. They can do the Care Bear stare at their opponent. Since they are so short they can upper cut people in the nuts.

by **looper** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 6:52 pm

Lysander wrote:A facehugger.

I assume you mean the facehugger from Alien (and I assume Aliens & Aliens 3, etc.). This is perfect.

by **Bob Green** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 5:49 pm

Posting without my setup, now? How dare you beak up the team!

I demand an apology!

by **Worm** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 5:46 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Someone needs to license the "Thrill Kill" engine and make this a reality.

I'd much rather just use M.U.G.E.N and make a Punch & Kick game that use that terrible engine.

by **Larry King** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 5:21 pm

I will not give it to you.

by **Debaser** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 5:17 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I don't think anyone wants to see me in a fighting game. I... no, that is just wrong. On many levels.

Actually, there should be an official JC 2D fighter, featuring real and fictional denizens, past and present. Lex could destroy Ben in effigy, and who wouldn't want to see Roody vs. Scent of Failure, or Molly Muffsweet vs. Battle Raper?

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 3:51 pm

Edgar Allan Poe vs Poe -- with all the things those two have created in full tow, natch -- would be the greatest video game ever made.

It would be the greatest ANYTHING ever made.

Someone needs to license the "Thrill Kill" engine and make this a reality.

I want to make a fighting game.

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