[quote="Vitriola"]I'm working on that post, bear with me.[/quote]

Wow.

You know, this is the first time in the countless years I've infested the internet that I've actually felt real, honest-to-goodness [i]fear[/i].

I'm working on that post, bear with me.

[quote="Vitriola"]Pinback, right now I hate you like I hate the WNBA.[/quote]

So, take you off the ol' Pinback's Women scoreboard, then?

Pinback, right now I hate you like I hate the WNBA. I had this whole fucking [i]monologue[/i] about the things that have been happening to me recently, whose subject was going to be the one you just so artfully purloined for your candyass bitching about something the [i]rest[/i] of us knew about 5 months before you did. [i]Fuck[/i], indeed, you pussywhipped dillhole.

[i]The minute your only option for salvation rests in giving bjs to truckers at Flying J to generate income and having Warrant, Poison and Whitesnake go on tour just so they can sing about you, you may use this subject. Until then, GET OFF MY INTERNET.[/i]

Yours,
MSCarrierwhore

[quote="pinback"]Jesus Christ, I've already been on TWO Matchmaker dates, and still, true love is beyond my grasp. How long is this going to take, anyway?[/quote]

I think we have the quote for the main page.

Nothing wrong with spending your whole life alone, though.

Nothing wrong with that at all.

Jesus Christ, I've already been on TWO Matchmaker dates, and still, true love is beyond my grasp. How long is this going to take, anyway?