I was making out with the reviewer when she played this...

by **Lex** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 4:02 pm

Keza wrote: Pants?... oh yes, American. Sorry. I need an automatic translator installed.

As for the meticulously-constructed English, it's a direct consequence of being Scottish, for reasons I won't go into for fear of flying off into my usual lengthy patriotic ramblings. If people like me ran the world (and believe me, they will, come Teh Revolution), it would be a crazier place, but everything would be immaculately spelt.

14.

by **bruce** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 3:52 pm

Keza wrote:everything would be immaculately spelt.

So, you're saying, it'll all look kind of like Nebraska, then?

Bruce

by **Keza** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 2:47 pm

[quote="Ice Cream Jonsey]
We already knew she was "wearing the pants" in the family, what with you being Scottish and all, but it looks like she's also better served "writing the English." [/quote]

Pants?... oh yes, American. Sorry. I need an automatic translator installed.

As for the meticulously-constructed English, it's a direct consequence of being Scottish, for reasons I won't go into for fear of flying off into my usual lengthy patriotic ramblings. If people like me ran the world (and believe me, they will, come Teh Revolution), it would be a crazier place, but everything would be immaculately spelt.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 9:28 am

Lex wrote:I vote for Worm's "Meh"-replacement privelages.

EDIT: I misspelt meh. Oh, shit, I mean privelages.

We already knew she was "wearing the pants" in the family, what with you being Scottish and all, but it looks like she's also better served "writing the English."

I demand that you submit all your posts to her before sending them off. I demand this!

by **bruce** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 8:14 am

Anonymous wrote: When some completely random stranger criticises your work, even if it's only through commenting on your sentence length (apologies, it's the verbose tendencies), I consider it a mark of unsolicited success.

Awww yeaaaaah.

Bruce

by **Violet** » Sun Aug 10, 2003 6:58 pm

I second the motion.

by **Lex** » Sun Aug 10, 2003 4:55 pm

I vote for Worm's "Meh"-replacement privelages.

EDIT: I misspelt meh. Oh, shit, I mean privelages.

by **Worm** » Sun Aug 10, 2003 4:47 pm

If I had access to the really COOL moderator features I'd make every "meh" display something else.

by **Violet** » Sun Aug 10, 2003 3:36 pm

I consider it a mark of unsolicited success. On a tiny scale, but meh

She said a dirty word and I'm not talking about unsolicited.

by **Worm** » Sun Aug 10, 2003 10:02 am

Pretty much ten people post here regularly. It's about as public as a box that ten people can fit in.

by **Guest** » Sun Aug 10, 2003 8:38 am

Don't call me Kelly in public, Alex dear.

When some completely random stranger criticises your work, even if it's only through commenting on your sentence length (apologies, it's the verbose tendencies), I consider it a mark of unsolicited success. On a tiny scale, but meh

That TV programme is going to be mortifyingly funny for everyone except me.

by **Lex** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 4:19 pm

She won't be for now; She's in Portugal, at a hotel that costs £10-per hour online. Work that out.

Phone call: £2 a minute. Yikes.

I am going to record a television program Kelly recently appeared on, and post it on Teh Intrawebnette; Kelly here takes on the creator of the Eye Toy at Kung Fu on his wonderful system. It will be Teh Funny ++

This game should be renamed Spaz Spaz Revolution.

by **Worm** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 3:41 pm

So will we see you posting regularly here?

by **Roody_Yogurt** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 11:13 am

Nice to see you around, Keza.

by **James Bond** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 10:31 am

If you call being noticed on some random website "famous", then...
Hey. I'm Bond. Watch the spiders, and hope you'll stay.

by **Keza** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 9:37 am

Gawd, I appear to be famous.

by **Laughter** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 3:00 pm

Hi I'll come to you if you read her review of Zelda: A Link to the Past.

by **bruce** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 10:48 am

PRIVATE MSG TO KEZA MCDONALD:

Shorter sentences.

No, really.

I make a not-inconsiderable part of my income writing articles for technical publications. Much of the work my editors do is breaking up my complex, dependent-clause-laden, semicolon-filled sentences into shorter, clearer ones.

I think in the Intellectual Jello Wrestling contest, Keza will kick Shortcake's ass. However, I very much want to see the actual, physical Keza vs. Shortcake Jello Wrestling match.

Bruce

by **Worm** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 10:15 am

Wario World is actually the evil red-nosed one's very first entirely exclusive outing on a Nintendo home console.

http://gamefaqs.com/portable/vboy/data/10281.html
Was it so bad to pretend it never happened?

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 9:24 am

Hey, so was I. Imagine that!

I was making out with the reviewer when she played this...

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