Jethro Q. Walrustitty wrote:Hey, "fucK" - what has Julia Stiles been in that's been any good?
I don't think she's been in a good movie. I guess it depends on whether or not you think "10 Things I Hate About You" was good or not. I didn't like it in particular, but I was hardly the target audience.
She did two movies where there was OMG SHOCK because she was dating a black guy, annnnnnd.... Jesus, I can't think of anything else and I don't want evidence that I looked her up on IMDB.com to be there for the IT guys to find.
I'm being serious - my recollection is that she is what we movie fans refer to as a "hot bitch", but I can't think of much of anything that she's been in, and especially, any "hot scenes."
She just looks nice. That's all. I don't think you'll find anyone who would put up much of an argument that she has made an even partially-important movie.
Jonsey, perhaps the solution is a webcam of your own. Then, you can get fanmail from those more pathetic than you (and there are always people more pathetic than any of us) and you can feel better knowing that you are with others, sort of, and you're having some sort of cyber-communal party-type thing.
Er...
That "solution" is what the cells, fluids and sugars that make up the greater "Ice Cream Jonsey" body and persona like to refer to as our own personal "Final Solution."
Oh well, at least you're planning on returning to civilization next year.
Maybe. Let me see how it is to work for, er, "the new company." I am hearing nothing but positive things so far. Maybe they are a company like that one that was in the movie that Tom Cruise and the brunette from Basic Instinct was in -- can't recall the exact name, the Firm or something. So, perhaps the company will go out of their way to find that special someone who lives in Boulder County for me, as I am obviously not up to the task. Later on, they will go and exchange her birth control pills for sugar ones in an attempt to force us to reproduce so that they can use the baby as a bargaining tool against us, like in that flick. Of course, they can try that, but then again reasons why
that wouldn't be particularly effective were detailed in this base earlier by you, so ha-ha new evil company with the generous benefits plan.
Wait, what?
As dull as my life is, I do get to see the "old friends" regularly - hell, I'm going out with Cleo tomorrow night. And, I even saw your own father yesterday.
Tell Clorinda I said, "Hello." Or better yet, tell her that "Hollywood says, 'Meeeee-
ow!', baby, meee-ow! Lookin' good, CB!" No, maybe just "hello."
But I swear that I will not be one of those people who is incapable of talking about anything but their baby.
You won't be able to help it. Everyone who has kids becomes instantly a hundred times more annoying. Worse, because having children is one of those decisions that you can't exactly back out of, they get indignant at such a realization and then try to hit their broodless friends up with some kind of holier-than-thou vibe because,
hey, they had a CHILD, and you can't possibly be mature enough to understand how precious that is and this is actually, funnily enough, the first child that mankind has ever delivered into the world and therefore it's the most special/beautiful/intelligent/creative one and, oh by the way, it's incredibly fast and strong and jumps well and throws 94 mph heaters from a regulation mound. And did I mention that it's only two months old but it can spell Russian vocabulary words and can read hieroglyphics?
These are the days to hold on to, Walrustitty. But you won't, although you'll want to. Once junior makes the mad dash over the barbed wire of its umbillical jailcell, it's all over for you. You'll start to cry at long distance commercials and own Barney DVDs. "Finding Nemo" will no longer be code for waking up with morning wood, but a disc that your offspring will demand for Christmas.
A kid in 2005? Dude, press for getting another dog.
[quote="Jethro Q. Walrustitty"]Hey, "fucK" - what has Julia Stiles been in that's been any good? [/quote]
I don't think she's been in a good movie. I guess it depends on whether or not you think "10 Things I Hate About You" was good or not. I didn't like it in particular, but I was hardly the target audience.
She did two movies where there was OMG SHOCK because she was dating a black guy, annnnnnd.... Jesus, I can't think of anything else and I don't want evidence that I looked her up on IMDB.com to be there for the IT guys to find.
[quote]I'm being serious - my recollection is that she is what we movie fans refer to as a "hot bitch", but I can't think of much of anything that she's been in, and especially, any "hot scenes."[/quote]
She just looks nice. That's all. I don't think you'll find anyone who would put up much of an argument that she has made an even partially-important movie.
[quote]Jonsey, perhaps the solution is a webcam of your own. Then, you can get fanmail from those more pathetic than you (and there are [i]always[/i] people more pathetic than any of us) and you can feel better knowing that you are with others, sort of, and you're having some sort of cyber-communal party-type thing.[/quote]
Er...
That "solution" is what the cells, fluids and sugars that make up the greater "Ice Cream Jonsey" body and persona like to refer to as our own personal "Final Solution."
[quote]Oh well, at least you're planning on returning to civilization next year.[/quote]
Maybe. Let me see how it is to work for, er, "the new company." I am hearing nothing but positive things so far. Maybe they are a company like that one that was in the movie that Tom Cruise and the brunette from Basic Instinct was in -- can't recall the exact name, the Firm or something. So, perhaps the company will go out of their way to find that special someone who lives in Boulder County for me, as I am obviously not up to the task. Later on, they will go and exchange her birth control pills for sugar ones in an attempt to force us to reproduce so that they can use the baby as a bargaining tool against us, like in that flick. Of course, they can try that, but then again reasons why [i]that[/i] wouldn't be particularly effective were detailed in this base earlier by you, so ha-ha new evil company with the generous benefits plan.
Wait, what?
[quote]As dull as my life is, I do get to see the "old friends" regularly - hell, I'm going out with Cleo tomorrow night. And, I even saw your own father yesterday.[/quote]
Tell Clorinda I said, "Hello." Or better yet, tell her that "Hollywood says, 'Meeeee-[i]ow![/i]', baby, meee-ow! Lookin' good, CB!" No, maybe just "hello."
[quote]But I [i]swear[/i] that I will not be one of those people who is incapable of talking about anything but their baby.[/quote]
You won't be able to help it. Everyone who has kids becomes instantly a hundred times more annoying. Worse, because having children is one of those decisions that you can't exactly back out of, they get indignant at such a realization and then try to hit their broodless friends up with some kind of holier-than-thou vibe because, [i]hey[/i], they had a CHILD, and you can't possibly be mature enough to understand how precious that is and this is actually, funnily enough, the first child that mankind has ever delivered into the world and therefore it's the most special/beautiful/intelligent/creative one and, oh by the way, it's incredibly fast and strong and jumps well and throws 94 mph heaters from a regulation mound. And did I mention that it's only two months old but it can spell Russian vocabulary words and can read hieroglyphics?
These are the days to hold on to, Walrustitty. But you won't, although you'll want to. Once junior makes the mad dash over the barbed wire of its umbillical jailcell, it's all over for you. You'll start to cry at long distance commercials and own Barney DVDs. "Finding Nemo" will no longer be code for waking up with morning wood, but a disc that your offspring will demand for Christmas.
A kid in 2005? Dude, press for getting another dog.