OK, that was funny. I laughed out loud at the "give me a ride to my job at Burger King" line. I have not seen Alien Covenant but now don't want to even more.

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That's kind of the whole bit, Paul. You have accurately identified the comedy here.

Does anyone else think the guy in the red jacket is taking waaaaay too much Prozac / Valium / downers?